Special Juan

i won't lower myself to you by banding around insults but I'm sure there is stock close by that you can crawl under.

Thanks for the insults, just to let you know I'm human.

Unreal interview, I cried.

again very kind of you to say me again mate. Thanks.

Right I am now at home and whilst you boys cannot see me I am sat on my decking in the garden with the champagne ready to be opened. So without further a do, I open this, and toast to Jose, talk Chelsea and all of the members here..... Best wishes to you all and Jose.....we love you....

Now the next thing.....signings

Excited as Graham Norton with a bag of penis's

CHAMPAGNE TONIGHT

OH my god, it's happened, my love for this man hold no boundaries and I am glad to say "Welcome home Jose, we missed you"

http://www.chelseafc.com/news-article/article/3199099/title/mourinho-appointed

Good, as long as he doesn't come here.

I know it's GOAL but they are saying we have opened talks with him.

His house for sale? http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/13570096?search_identifier=8ae22854707678588b245db47ba961ec

Just formalities people, come on now be patient.

My mate text me this morning and said Jose arrived at SB around 10am

I just think the press and people at Madrid frowned upon most things he said and where as in England people and the press just laughed at what he says/said. Different countries and all that and different outlooks, he just suits everything Chelsea IMO. God I love him so much.

Some serious calming needed in here.

A tear just rolled down my cheek.

Like I said last week, you want him then stump up the cash....simples eeek

Nearly champagne time.

30M for Matic

Loook I have had about 20 bottles of beer I am sorry if I have the wrong end of the stick. Am wrecked.

Wow a threat and some bull shit thrown in....Keep it up lad. Message for you....Don't compare an energetic average midfield passer of the ball to someone who is the best in the world in their position. Voila.