Special Juan

Confinement of their rooms??? I will be doing it in the street

Pay the 63ME and you get your man, that's the simple message from Napoli.

To be fair he maybe not the best but he has come in and scored some good goals. It's difficult to buy correctly in January and get players that aren't over cup-tied too much. He wasn't a bad buy IMO because the club sold themselves down the river going into the season with two recognised strikers in Torres and Danny, then selling Danny and bringing in Ba. The big picture is both Torres and Ba are both pretty average, we need more than average. Torres seems to have woken up towards the latter part of the season but you can't polish a turd, he's been utter turd since he signed a few decent games won't cloud my judgement, he's been poor.

Two more season loaned out, bring in Lopez from Real and there you have it.

Pissing into the wind and making your head fart trying to make sense who is reliable and who isn't on Twitter.

Good luck to him, still ranks alongside the baby snatch in Eastenders as the longest drawn out saga ever.

Might as well of nipped to Wembley on a sunny day since he was in London signing for us....

Imagine Jose arriving AND Cavani *feints*

I would.

I have Moet ready to toast his arrival back. I said before and I will say again.....I will drink and toast in the streets when dad comes home, I love this guy. CFC fans lets get ready for the home coming of dad.....

See ya interim one.

Bless them, enjoy it boys.

Dad is on his way.

I love you.

Watford choked, they never turned up.

The team are home

There was a meeting this morning where Buck and Gourlay dotted the I's and crossed the T's.......it's about done.

Welcome home Jose, see ya soon.

Tremendous footballer.

Carries more baggage than a plane. Plus he is 31....Not for me.

Monaco....Yawn.

And could nothing with the third.

this soap opera should appear on BBC iPlayer this week surely?

Hazard went up clubs, Falcao will go down.

Face a dog wouldn't lick.