Special Juan

No problem, we got this.

Apparently selected in the CL squad with Falcao dropped.

If we get a penalty, please just fucking put your foot through it.

‘Since I arrived I have been made to feel very welcome. All the players have helped me settle a lot and that is a big thing. They will help me express myself with freedom on the pitch and to be incorporated into the team. ‘The coach met me here at Cobham and introduced me to all the staff from all the different departments. He has given me the support to have a great rest of season at Chelsea.’ In January 2013, Pato returned to his native Brazil after five-and-a-half years in Italy. He signed for Corinthians and more recently had a very successful loan spell with their city rivals Sao Paulo. ‘I went to Brazil to learn more about my body and my physique: what to do before training, during training, after training, even after the match,’ explains Pato of his decision to return home. ‘I learned a lot about myself and how to look after myself, and now Chelsea have opened the doors to me for this opportunity, I am very happy to be back in Europe.’ ‘I feel very good physically. Obviously as a player you need game time to be at your best but I feel prepared, I have been training well, and hopefully with games and time I can adapt. ‘I have heard a lot about the Premier League and I had the chance to play against English opposition when I was at AC Milan, including Chelsea. It’s a different league, very hard, very physical, with a lot of contact, and hopefully with my pace and my ability I will be able to help the team. I’m hoping to contribute a lot and have a great time here. ‘I know I only have a few months until the end of the season but what I can promise is that I am prepared to do my best, and I am prepared to play to the best of my ability to help during the few months left of the campaign.’

For some reason massively confident we will win this tonight. Really hope Willian is fit to start.

Very much so, the heart and desire is all there, team spirit is great and they look relentless.

Loves the cash, winning stuff matters little.

Keep going Leicester, please.

Vardy sublime. Klopp being found out again. Arsenal Fair play to Spurs, still flying.

Delle Alli 0-1 Spurs.

It's been a bumpy one, but sometimes what comes from disappointment, comes learning, and I hope both the board and players realise it. I don't think attracting players will be an issue, we are still a big pull. What needs to be done is an early identification of players, possibly starting now of who, and what positions we need to identify. Guus can advise to the board what is needed, why we need it and who, and even if we don't get the actual players the areas are just as key. I think the club may need this wake up call, it's been atrocious, we need to learn from past mistakes.

Well if Willian doesn't make it Pato could possibly fit into the right side...him or Pedro.

I think both need putting down, not selling.

How the fuck does Remy keep getting injured when he hardly plays.

I completely forgot about him

25M a year according to reports

I keep forgetting about people like this lad and it just keeps popping up every time the amount of dead wood and cash we are sitting on.

Keep Hiddink rather than get that fucking toss pot Pellegrino.

I hope the Berahino situation causes turmoil in the dressing room and WBA go down....20 odd million was bid for him and it was rejected, the player wanted out, Pulis spoke about him in broken lingo and it will all come back to bite them in the arse. What's the fucking point of keeping an un happy player who constantly slates the club.

Team picks itself purely based on confidence levels. Tibo Ivanovic Zouma Terry Azpi Mikel RLC Willian Oscar Hazard Costa I thought Baba was fine on Sunday but this is a totally different proposition altogether. Mikel has been good so he should start as has Oscar....Like to see Hazard deliver a top class performance here and add to his goal from Sunday.

Rhodes to Boro done, undisclosed fee, four and a half years.

Right now, and according to the board they see different...Miazga is the man.

You can't class him as useless, to class him as useless he has to have played, he hasn't, I mean what's the point of him here? Injury prone fucking crock....Another wage collector that should be shown the door, from an aeroplane.

What fucking baffles the shit out of me is that Falcao is still here yet it seems we are doing everything we can to shove Remy out the door....but hey, that's the board for you I suppose.

Doumbia to Newcastle done- Loan Deal. Imbula to Stoke 20M apparently.