Special Juan

Imbula for Stoke

JM could be there sooner than end of the season.

They are the absolute shits United, as for Memphis Depay what an absolute load of shit he is. Worst United side for many years

Sunderland 1-0 United

Midfield general.

Singha giving away free beer tomorrow before KO.

He's give her the old kitkat handshake and the little Mackem slag has ran off and probably told her mates that Adam Johnson had her bent over and her mates have probably told their parents and all hell broke loose. He needs punishing, but it takes two to tango, remember that.

Not what I wanted to hear.

Adam Johnson enjoys playing FIFA under 16

Yeah on crutches.

I was thinking more like a month.

That kid Samuelsen was brilliant for Pompey last night.

He's in a big massive cellar underneath SB and every day for 30 seconds he pops his head out of the hatch and shouts "Still injured" and closes it back up.

Draw I think. Fancy Andros Townsend to turn into Gareth Bale and us to really struggle containing Mitrovic. It will follow a similar theme to the United game...they take the lead, we equalise then bombard them to no success.

They are struggling to put up with LvG's way of playing so I cannot for the life of me see how they will put up with Mourinho's predictable ways including formation and selections. Not only that but just across the City will be a certain Pep Guardiola, who the the press will be all over with it being his first dip in the PL ocean and Jose will not be short of a sly pop or two at both City and Pep. United need to look closely at this and be very careful if they haven't signed him already, they will be getting a very stubborn, arrogant and one dimensional manager in Mourinho, which isn't a far cry from what they have now. I've washed my hands completely of JM, thankful for what he did but I never want to see him return. He was found out here and he will be at United, and if United want to promote youth they are signing the wrong bloke.

Adam Johnson pleads guilty to one count of sexual activity with a child and one charge of child grooming.

I will give Allegri 6 months max if he arrives.

Brilliant ending that last night, laughed like fuck. Benteke is having a fucking mare right now.

I like it.

He's been advised that these are the kinds of players to take us forward/fill a void and be good (IE Pato) Aside from the January purchases just based on last summer alone it was scary what we brought into this club. Below him, the board are selling us down the river, he's giving the funds yet these fucking donkey's are bringing in this type of player, I mean what the fuck?

Just look at the names being banded about, then look back at last summers 'transfers' and the January 'transfers'....I think it tells you exactly the path and outlook the club has. Pedro, Rahman, Djiliboji, Pato and Miazga

I thought you were serious for a minute there Jason.

The thought of Allegri and Oscar here next season has me filled with deep and utter sadness.

Unnamed Chinese club make bid of 38M for Payet

But don't forget we tried for Stones, and then when that failed we got Djiliboji, he's now on loan and we have a fucked Zouma. Yes there is no end to the tunnel.