Special Juan

Delighted with that today, deserves a big pat on the back.

Cannot describe my happiness.

Delighted with that, there is more goals for us with the right attitude.

Couldn't bully a school kid.

I think the line ups are picked above him, this many shit players constantly playing cannot be down to just one man...If it was still Jose I could get it but it isn't, it's becoming fucking idiotic.

Oscar again....For fucks sake.

No idea what to expect from him today.

I cannot see how we can win this, I simply cannot. I want to be proved very wrong.

That goal by Alli was sublime. Man United The media said the revival was back on, where was Rooney today and the great United spirit? Fucking cannot wait to read what the media says tomorrow.

Fucking hell what the fuck just happened.

3-4 Liverpool absolute gift from the Norwich player.

Crazy game.

3-1 now, Norwich will be going above us. 3-2 now.

Liverpool taking the lead at Norwich but now losing at HT 2-1, debut goal for Naismith

Sophie Rose loving it.....I'd put something up her.

Of course it's silly, but that's the knee jerk reaction that is part of football now. When I stated 'rough ride' I was insinuating from a forum point of view by stating they were piss poor etc....Calling people rats etc is way off.

Exactly where we are as a club right now, and this photo tells it all. The shits of a right back given a new deal with the man who is also stealing living in Emenalo. Quality Chelsea, absolute quality

Couldn't make this shit up, honestly.

1:15 presser today....Might get some news on the duck

Late in the window, again. The theme is correct.

This is my take on it all.. Roman on his yacht "Hey Michael, hows this week gone ME "Hey Roman, it's been good" RA "Whats happened legend" ME "Well it got off to a great start, we loaned that bloke Jose wanted here, you know that Djiliboji guy?" RA "Yeah I remember him, fucking terrible wan't he?" ME "Brutal boss, that Mourinho sold us up the garden path with that" RA "Yeah I had that feeling when we got him" ME "But he's gone now" RA "Anything else?" ME "Yeah we managed after weeks and months of negotiations to get Brana signed up to 1/2 years extra" RA "What great news Micky lad, you aren't half doing a good job" ME "Cheers chief" RA "So that's it then no more good news?" ME "Say this quietly, but I went into the office and found an old transfer wishlist and Pato was on it" RA "The Duck?" ME "Yeah the Duck" RA "He was good on FIFA him" ME "Oh fucking right he was" RA "Is it done then?" ME "Anytime soon, I promise, you know me I do what I possibly can, you know that" RA "This is great news Micky lad" ME "I agree" RA "I'm proud of you, I love you" ME "love you too" ME "Safe sailing" RA 'Safe buying" ME " I got this"

SSN reporting he has signed a one year deal with option of a second. More cracking business done.

We have a winner

Emenalo found Carlo's transfer wishlist from 2010.....Surely there can't be many players left to tick off the list now.

Mascherano one year prison sentence and £620,000 fine for tax offences