Aesthetic Relic

Awwwww......that was delightful.

Sexy stuff from Drogba

If Carlo thinks he shouldn't play then so be it. i have seen an improvement in Torres since his arrival but lets not forget we want to be sure we get through this round. We cant afford any passengers, so if Drogba, Anelka, Malouda or Kalou can offer more in attack then they should be starting before him. These next few months and pre-season will be plenty of time for Torres to find his feet at Chelsea. Next season is when Torres Chelsea career will kick off.

So this isn't a thread about them shaving their pubes ?

I cant believe no one has mentioned Seaman....... :eyebrows:

Dont forget Wagner....... :woo:

How can you be against irresponsible driving but say it's ok to speed if you have a clear road, dry conditions, etc...? Speeding is speeding end of. There's no backdoors imo. He was putting people (and himself) in danger as soon as he decided to put the boot to the floor.

Speeding is ok ? Seriously.......think about it for a minute. He was doing almost twice the limit and you're not even allowed to drive that fast on the motorways. He was bloody stupid. You could understand and be a little bit sympathetic if he was 5-10mph over the limit, but doing 90mph in a 50mph zone is carnage waiting to happen. He's lucky he didn't kill someone. I drove for a living and seen some really nasty shit on the roads.

That's got to be the stupidest thing I have ever read on here.

It must be a necessity for a journalist to be an absolute shitebag. I'm just waiting on a story claiming Ashley Cole was responsible for the tsunami in Japan They couldn't wait to get their pot shots in at JT and I can almost guarentee he'll be written about as being the Lion to get the roar back into England. Personally i couldn't give a toss about England, as long as he does the business for us thats all I care about.

I thought Torres had a decent game. His touch is getting there and as the game went on you could see his confidence growing. It's not his fault we payed £50m for him......all he needs is a goal and the floodgates will open.

Have your fingers got tourettes ?

Ramires showing some silky samba skills there by hoofing it into row Z.....

Fletcher ya donkey

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Yuri

Fu king yes

PENALTY !!!!!!!!

Nice European tackle on the granny fucker

Never thought I'd see the day when Essien bottles out of a 50/50

Fuck sake hit it

How the fuck did that not go in ?????????????????????????????///

Lampard needs to get his finger out, he's been second to everything in the midfield

I'm so desperate for us to win a game I'd cut my left nut off to make it happen.

I'll donate £10 when I get onto my own computer, cant remember my paypal details. Vincent mate, keep the chin up mate and good luck for tomorrow. I hope you get some positive news. PS.....I wouldn't worry about being bald. Its a solar panel for a sex machine.......well that's my excuse