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Cheers dude The site kept crashing so it was poorly worded... The thought never even entered my brain that Terry could be involved!!! I was just googling STRIKERS #26 - I tried footballers with #26 and got swamped with American Football sigh! Hope this bloke is full of shit... Don't mind 9 going, but not 26!!!

Yeah man I know - I was looking and talking about STRIKERS that play as 26... I can't believe JT is going somewhere... What was exciting seeing Torres fucking off - is now a potential nightmare!!!

because I spent ages googling strikers and anybody for 26!!! Never did I consider Torres AND Terry!!!! FFS! I assumed (wrongly) we were getting another STRIKER!!! Fucks sake man...

So it involves number 9 = Torres And a number 26 - who plays as 26? Basically - it sounds like Torres is off - and being replaced by somebody who plays as 26??? Or is 26... What number does Suarez play? Higuain or Ibra? Gotta be something like that? Or Torres sold for £26 million?

Yup Happy Birthday Hutcho

Happy Birthday dude!

This is a prediction I hope comes true

I'd believe it more if it was 23rd of July - not 23th...

Sorry if already posted but this was on red cafe People saying Rooney is shit - think they're mad!!! Rooney is our ideal player to take pressure off Mata when he needs a rest. Just look at our win percentage without Mata!!! This would be a great signing for us - absolutely fucking LEGENDARY. - this is like Zola / Drogba style transfer... People moaning at 80 million - add in merchandising and it will be about 50% less Edit: how do I post image from iPad???? FFS !!!

See the 'excellent' post from @Styles below you - that's why he didn't take that job... He needs a WBA or equivalent, or maybe an Italian team...

Or - perhaps he wants to see how KdB plays with Lukaku AND Ba? Not unreasonable...

Paris is (hate saying this) a pretty cool place... So I don't blame him and he was left in an awkward position as his employers wanted the money!!! So good luck to him - we didn't meet the clause, PSG did - end of story

If they get Suarez then sure and United sell Rooney....

Oooer that's what Wayne Bridge's Ex said

Wow 2 negative posts I've read from you in succession on different threads... Do you ever have anything good to say? Try being happy - you never know, could end up somewhere really great! My comment was aimed at explaining that at Real Madrid Jose looked very old and was almost approaching a Wenger grey! Few weeks with Chelsea and he looks younger, happier and in a much better place! I don't think he has lost his drive, my personal opinion is that it's hidden now behind a friendly facade, I'm sure there will be abrasive moments this season though I still think he will create that siege mentality. And he needs a CL with a 3rd different club - so he will be pushing hard for that

Nah he looks more like Kenny Rogers from Eaestbound e & Down

Is it me or does Mourinho look about 10 years younger now he's back at Chelsea!!! He looks so much younger and refreshed and is smiling so much more! Amazing what a few weeks can do!!!!

Yeah right, the only fax's people now get are 'spam'... Top tip! If you're applying for a job at a company that STILL uses a fax machine - YOU CAN DO BETTER

Fax? Fuck me you're from Germay - nix Faxen maschienen Email dude - E M A I L get with the 21st century

Tomo chill - 20 million even 30 million is a steal for this player Happy to be proved wrong, but if we sign him, he will be awesome for us!!!! That simple Fuck Utd - Rooney knows they are on a downward spiral now and wants out...

I didn't say 'sell him' - I said I can see him being sold... there is a difference If we keep him cool, if we lose him - then that's the way it goes... Depending upon the formation - maybe Azpi could provide the width and crosses...? As you rightly point out though - just when we seem to have strength and depth - we shoot ourselves in the foot

I don't want him - @SeB hit the nail on the head - he has mental issues - we already have Torres IF We could move Torres on then he would be worth a punt - but not at 25million I'd much rather invest time in Lukaku - who can be better than Benteke... I find it weird that nobody is also mentioning the impact Andreas Wiemann made on Villa - he has the pace (even more than Benteke) to open up the opposition and give Benteke more space time, I just don't see Bentke working at CFC... Anyway, unlikely to happen so wont waste too many words - good luck with the Spuds son!

Yup and we wonder why our country is bankrupt! I've been calling for years that 'players' should be on PAYE in the UK, just think how much extra money the Govt could piss away with all the footballers contributing

Ahh figure of speech, not 100% literal Hmm - I dunno, does Messi hit the gym? Ronaldo hits the gym because he is a 'vain' player and loves to be a playboy to all those women that throw themselves at footballers.... Rooney and Messi are similar, try and avoid the limelight and love playing football... Except for Rooneys well documented indiscretions with Granny hookers early on in his career So I don't agree with that Analysis - as having a 6 pack doesn't automatically make you a better player if we were discussing Boxers I would agree Ronaldo relies on explosive pace, to maintain that (like a sprinter) he has to build a lot of muscle (fast twitch) - whereas Rooney and Messi are intelligent tricky players and don't need that muscle mass... The article is poorly written in my opinion and very tenuous... I do think Rooney can offer so much to Chelsea and I regularly sign him on FM - so that's almost FACT right. :)

I think he will be sold... He showed some moments of promise - but ultimately was no better than Kalou - if anything Kalou was slightly better... Maybe I'm being too harsh and maybe he just needs more time to adapt, but he can't cross, struggled to beat defenders and left me annoyed Every time I watched him after he returned from AFCON. Prior to AFCON he was great.. I don't know what happened to him - but I think he might be out the door - his only saving grace is 'homegrown' I think