Muzchap

Edited as flipped out a little bit and what I said was out of order. Sam is entitled to his opinions and I respect that...

Doesn't work on IPAD cheers though

I'm delighted and massively angry! Missed the interview - though cool log on to sky go as a CFC subscriber - not in Sky!!! Then I thought Chelsea TV - so created account, added my viewing card - all looks registered and even shows I subscribe to Chelsea TV - but every time I click on the FUCKING VIDEO IT SAYS I NEED TO SUBSCRIBE!!!! Arghhhhhh! If I enter my viewing card number again it says already used - I fucking know that - I FUCKING USED IT!!! Help!!!!

I vote Strike / We Hate Scouse (for his prediction months ago!) Rmpr and Hutcho have honourable mentions too

I think he meant on the pitch? Old 'Pig' certainly does put himself around a bit and runs for 90 minutes...

Lol who's the bird in your pic? She's so hot I forgot about Mourin-who?

Countdown begins.... That's the only benefit of being listed own stock market - Manager news is shit quick

Think everybody's expectations are way too high... Anywhere in top 3 is good for EPL - we finished 6th 2 seasons ago and 3rd this/last season - need to maintain that at least... FA Cup is unpredictable - so Semis are realistic, same with COC... Champs League - hmm getting out of the group will be first test, then anything after that I'm cool with. As a team we need 3 signings at least and to integrate loan players back into the team - this wont happen overnight... I'm cautiously optimistic though

I'd have Bale just to piss of the Spuds He is over rated - but who isn't nowadays? 45 million and job done...

Assumption = mother of all f**k up To be fair - Normally don't get sucked in like that dovetails nicely with another saying... 'Live and learn :)'

This +1million likes! I love that our players still respect and admire a manager. These same people slagging off Essiens relationship - will be jizzing if Hazard or Mata or another player was doing it. We have some fickle fans here... The guy sustained 2 massive injuries and has clawed himself back to being a good player - Jesus where's any respect? It's not like he has ever done anything bad to Chelsea!?!? He was a dynamo for years and that goal against Arsenal #legend!

Is Jose really 60? I thought he was 50!! 50 = 15 years (what I think he is) 60= 5 years (what you think) Can't be arsed to check - but no way is Mourinho 60

I have voted: 1) League is not a priority 2) Semi-Finals will do 3) Clear group stages Reasons: A) My expectations are low - whilst Rafa got us some silverware - we have a lot of dead wood and players out on loan, now whilst its easy to say they are playing great at their respective loan club, we need to integrate those players into Chelsea - that wont happen overnight. in addition to the above, we'll also likely sign a few more players - this will amplify the issue somewhat, now of course it's possible to get a team working quickly, but it isn't the norm! So limiting my expectations accordingly. C) We need a good steady burn from a manager not a flash and then darkness and I truly believe we can achieve this. The problem however is going to be the press and our own fans - they are going to expect Chelsea to dominate again - I'm not sure this is possible with our overall squad next season. D) I really hope we have a Plan B to the 4-2-3-1 formation and I think this will take time to evolve - so again not trying to rush anything Finally - just hoping for calm - obviously if we do better than my expectations I will be absolutely delighted - but I no longer believe in the 'magic bullet' scenario (sign x player, sign y manager) - to win consistently a lot of things have to be kept running and that is tough Roll on the official announcement and next season though

Yeah I logged in late last night saw he was banned and got pretty pissed off... So apologies - I should have asked for the facts before making such a comment! I foolishly believed he was banned for saying Jose is gay! In the cold light of next morning and your explanation - makes sense

Seriously are you that bigger c**t - to not wish Essien a decent servant of our club a moment of happiness?This guy done a lot for the club and the way people speak him is really bad! #sad_day

Hope so - otherwise I'll lose a little bit of love for the forum which will never be replaced

Lol ok - but haven't seen banned members return? Only suspended = return? Yup - looking forward to Sunday Morning

Actually it is - you either have to say predictably inconsistent - or just inconsistent Anyway, you have your opinion and others have theirs - so all good... Silva isn't that great - not done much this year - overrated not like Mata who keeps getting better and better

Ok maybe a little dramatic... But maybe the bans should be temporary? Like Cap and a few others - sure they crossed a line, but that's the Internet - people say and do things they regret and I bet they wouldn't do it again... Was Kojo really worth banning? I really liked the guy and had quite a few chats with him outside of the forum. Yes he was controversial - but there's nothing wrong with that! I agree the spam has stopped - but so has some of the quality? Anyway - quicker I sleep - quicker I will wake up and see Jose confirmed on SSN

Yup - that's quite a few people now been banned.... Ridiculous really - this place is going down hill fast... Seems if you have an opinion you're fucked! Mourinho is gay? I didn't even read the thread - but if that was it - then seriously? So what if Mourinho is gay? Maybe Iker cupped his balls to hard and that's why he was dropped! I don't care what he does - as long as we win trophies

Hmm that's rubbish! I have 10 warning points for a travesty of subjective reasoning... Kojo was/is a great lad who should be allowed back Personally the problem is too many chiefs - so many 'moderators' - easy to pick up a ban... This place is definitely going down hill and no surprise if decent, albeit, controversial people keep getting banned! What's going to happen is a forum full of sheep - all bleating yes or no... #sad_times

Yeah as a font of all footballing wisdom - you have spoken! Rooney would be perfect for Chelsea. He can play up front, or cover for Mata, if say for example Mata got injured? He can also guarantee 15-20 goals a season like Lampard used to.. But yeah I can totally see why he would be a bad signing!!! #moron

I heard on twitter that this is a big smokescreen!!! Actually Jose has taken the Napoli job and we're keeping King Rafa Oh and Torres has signed an extension Malouda has changed his mind and re-signed too AND WE ARE IN FOR A 20million bid for Bosingwa! What a day

Wow - I'm lost for words? Have you seen Modric play? I watched him again tonight in Real Sociedad vs Real Madrid. He was pulling ALL the strings in midfield! He creates chances - he's not a natural finisher and with a Striker, Mata, Hazard and possibly Oscar in front of him he doesn't need to be a prolific scorer! The problem we CHELSEA have is that we don't have a DLP - we have nobody to Orchestrate the game - Modric does this and Modric, Mata and Hazard in the same team is a great prospect. Fabregas is often played as a false Striker and is not the same player as Modric, he's more like Mata Yaya is a good finisher - but he doesn't score that many a season (unless its against us!) Honestly, if you believe Dembele is a better replacement for Modric then I'm lost for words... Dembele is good at best, Modric is unplayable... Ask any Spurs fan who they'd have - all would say Modric.... Modric for us IS and WILL be a great signing !!!

Hmm not definite he's going Bayern... I would love Robben back - he helped us to victory last season after all - and CAN. DO IT ON THE BIG STAGE - you watching Thierry 'Choker' Henry Lewandoski would be nice up front too