Muzchap

Lol I don't mind that - seems fair - blowjob for a drink... Better this than the 90's where women expected free drinks for fuck all return... Long live equality Actually - if a bloke had shagged 20 women for a drink - he'd be a hero, this girl is labelled as a whore lol - so inequality does still exist

Great post That's what 'experience' counts for - you can't blame youngsters for that

Yeah US = impossible without sponsor... I would go UAE - especially Dubai! Get into a large US company there and do your time 2 yrs - then move to the US with the company, you will get green card and relocation allowances That's what I would do anyway although you never know - some people love Dubai and stay there forever...

Hey - I was an emigrant from the UK and an immigrant to Austria Nothing is simple - you need a job to get a bank account and to rent a place before you get a Medezettle (sp) and the local government offices don't like speaking English It might only be 14 hours away in a car - but it is completely different My mate had an easier time moving to NZ same language etc...

Lol nipple clamps now http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/03/get-luis-suarez-to-bite-your-nipples-with-these-epic-new-suarez-nipple-clamps-4786234/ Proof that Suarez is a tit

If you are leaving a country it's classed as 'Emigrating' I did it for 2.5 years with my job - UK --> Austria (Salzburg) It's not that difficult - find an apartment/house - transport stuff over (expensive) - I have a Labrador too - so had to sort dog passport and inoculations etc. I really enjoyed it and it was only my job changing again, that I moved back. I think I might retire (if I live that long) in Austria The whole process took 3 months before I was settled. Hardest part was picking up the lingo and affording a €1500 satellite dish to allow my UK Sky box to work out there I guess it depends from where --> to A friend moved to New Zealand and paid £6k for a container - with all his stuff... Where are you planning to Emigrate from and Immigrate to?

We need it urgently - Spuds also rebuilding White Fart Lane...

Hoped he would move to Millwall but WBA is great for the lad - good luck Sam!

Good business from them - ship out Diego for €40 and bring him in for €18... Tidy work...

Well Arsenal suck as much as Slippery G's team... I think L'Arse need more than Sanchez... It's a tough one - but on the balance of probability - I would prefer Arse with Sanchez than Pool with Suarez... Thoughts?

Corrected

Lol if it happens I have about 30 hats I need to eat... Thankfully there are universal laws of physics - so I'm hedging my bets again with them

So we would start the season with (assuming no further transfers) - Costa - Torres - BA Yeah could do with shipping out Torres/BA and bringing a better player... I would take Remy or Bony - think they both offer an upgrade on what we have.. Or my dream - promote Bamford and see him become a Worldie!

I doubt it - but that's an interesting factor to consider

Hmm I think I have the polar opposite view on this - having Fabregas (good in possession) with Matic is only going to help Matic! If Matic + Fabregas are attacking, there is no need for defending? It's almost binary in that sense - sure you need a defensive shape should it break down - but I still don't see Matic's career being ruined by having a better player alongside him - it can only help I guess we will see next season

Think you misunderstand - what I understand from that post is that REGARDLESS of which keeper Cech / Courtious we play - they are still ranked right at the top of best keepers around.... It's an amazing position to be in

If anything his time at Barca will make him more determined to prove they fucked up by letting him go This guy could be amazing for us

Relax - if we have a limit, we have a limit - gotta trust the Board - doing some great work If we cave now - we set a precedent - every other club will mug us off... The player doesn't want to play (little worrying) - he holds the ultimate power here - They (cunts) deserve everything they get for being wankers over Courtious - so now let them stew in their own shit... I think Roman has decided to fuck them over after that - ultimate revenge - dismantled the whole team - lol Don't fuck with Roman! Stupid dudes

Yeah the fuckers could end up with Sanchez though Oh well their defence is still shit

As Mr Miagui said - Daniel Son - No mercy

Whatever happens - he's an upgrade on what we have. If he can link up with Hazard, Oscar, Willian, Fab and Shirley that will be amazing... Finally our AMs have a target and someone to interact with - instead of Fernando 'on the floor again' Torres and Demba 'where's the ball' BA.... Excited - and with the other additions rumoured think we will have a nice team for the new season

Ok - now go and add up the sale value of all of those players... That's why we have a youth system - to generate funds.... Plus we (as a club) have had insane amounts of managers with instant success demanded - hardly conducive for promoting youth talent... Also the step-up from Youth to Senior is big... I'm not that concerned with the way we are being run - but I would follow Arsenals method of playing the kids in the Capital One Cup - think that would help massively!

Gotta fund the Suarez move

No - Liverpool inserted a 'Bite Back' clause

Is the 'Ban Hammer' a euphemism? I heard you like playing with it....