We Hate Scouse

A quick google of TMW leads me to believe it stands for The Mortgage Works. What do they know? Terrible source.

We absolutely can. He missed training. Mourinho has made it very clear he wants 3 strikers, he wouldn't let one just go gallivanting around Spain on the piss. He's gone, certain of it.

Why's he speaking in a South African accent?

Not concerned by this. 4 goals and 20 assists is outstanding but look who he was providing that services to. World class players who knew how to finish. United do not have that. Not to mention the difference in physical play between the leagues. What are his stats at international level?

His head looks like its been photoshopped on haha

The club want to be a cringey family club like Fulham. They'll give out these next...

I've never been more embarrassed in the club. Foam hands? Fuck off.

He's flying over tonight for his medical. A swoop in the morning should do it.

That could just mean that the deal to bring Destro to Chelsea doesn't involve Torres. Why would we have 4 strikers for 1 position? Nothing to say they won't take Torres on loan as part of another deal.

Destro can sit in the reserves and never play a game for us for all I care. Imagine the scenes if Torres leaves. I think the celebrations would be bigger than when he scored that goal against Barca. There'd be an open top bus with all the players on it, just to show he ins't our player any more, millions would turn out for it. If it's a loan I'll buy a Roma shirt with Torres on the back so their shirt sale figures go up for that slight chance they think he'll be a good investment for marketing purposes.

Thought you was talking about Oscar at first....

I read the post before I read who posted it. I was adamant it was KEVIN WOODFURNACE

Imagine the reaction if he makes a mistake....

Burnley to be winning at half time 7/1. Get on that

Behave.

This isn't going to be an easy game by any means. The naivety of some people is ridiculous. This is a team that have just been promoted playing their first game in the Premier League at home, against an opponent as good as us. They're going to want to prove themselves. The atmosphere's going to be absolutely electric, the players will play like it's the FA Cup final. Sean Dyche will have a very easy job geeing the players up. I can see this finishing 1-0 to either side.

I'm delighted we're playing on a Monday. My local does £2 pints on Mondays!

WOODFURNACE has taught you well

Get out of here with your rationalism, it doesn't go down well amongst the faithful who will soon turn fickleful when realisation grabs hold.

Diego Costa definitely starred in Prison Break before taking up a career in football...

He's not exactly a character in the dressing room or destructive. Would half is value sending him on loan and be absolutely pointless

The fact that it was against us that they fucked it up makes me happier

They're guessing he's torn his ligaments, which I reckon he has. Time frames for recovery are pretty spot on for that as well.