We Hate Scouse

I fucking hate Yorkshire, but my goodness do they do good tea. I hope you feel closer to me now KEVIN ASHBURNER What's your favourite soft drink? What's your favourite colour? What's your favourite chocolate? What's your favourite film? What's your favourite sexual position? What's your favourite condom flavour? What's your favourite porn website? p.s I love you

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Are you the new KEVIN ASHBURNER?

About time!

Which means absolutely nothing if Atletico accept a deal..

That's absolutely insane. Brazilian police are wankers!!

When does Mourinho rest players?

The guys a clown mate, not a single person on this forum takes him seriously.

Before all the bitching and moaning can I remind everyone of Man City's recent result at Norwich. These games against the relegation threatened teams are the hardest, especially at their place. You win some, you lose some.....You draw some. Boo hoo...

Not true 3-1 means +2 GD, something that could be very important come the end of the season...

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I've said it a million times. Chelsea fans are the most fickle fans going.

Eto'o's link up play has been fantastic. It would be stupid to drop him now, it could seriously cost us. I think you're just saying it cos you like him...

Might have been for Tony Hateley

When we played Inter Milan at the San Siro a few years ago, a load of Chelsea fans were in Milan having a few drinks and singing. Who turns up out of the blue and starts singing? Mr Jason Cundy. One of my friends has a video of him singing we hate Tottenham. Its fantastic, I'll try and find it

It's from Toli, the most negative guy on the forum. What do you expect?

Horrible news http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/shakhtar-donetsk-striker-maicon-dies-3123651

God you make me horny..

Yeah he'll go over to LA, then go there. Terry as well. Scholes will pop up and feature in a few games. Pele might make an appearance too I hear

Can see him joining David Beckham's team in Miami

1 – How do you think you’ll line up? Cech, Azpi, Cahill, Terry, Ivanovic, Matic, Ramires, Oscar, Hazard, Schurrle or Salah, Eto'o 2 – How has Chelsea's season gone so far? Happy? December wasn't fantastic, but we've seemed to pull ourselves together. Our defense seems solid and the whole team has worked fantastically since then. 3 – Who has been the biggest surprise this season for Chelsea? Who has disappointed? Hard question, I think Hazard has been the biggest surprise for me. I knew he was good, but I didn't realise he was that good.There hasn't been any disappointments for me really. Didn't expect much from the strikers to begin with. 4 – What are your views on the selling of Juan Mata? Good or bad move by the club? Very good move for me, why keep an unhappy bench player who is valued at that much. Moyes is clueless, he won't know how to utilise him to the best of his abilities. Even Rafa could 5 – Mourinho doesn't think you'll win the title, do you agree? All mind games my friend. Playing down the pressure for the players. Taking away the hype from the Citeh game so they don't get carried away and throw it all away. The man is the king of mind games. 6 – As we are half way through the season, where do you think Chelsea will finish now? 1st or 2nd, too hard to call between us and Citeh. 7 – Where do you think Newcastle will finish now? Between 8th, 9th or 10th 8 – Who will finish in the top six? Who will go down? Chelsea, Arsenal, Citeh, Tottenham, Liverpool and United (Obviously not in that order) Going down will be Fulham, West Ham and Norwich 9 – Scoreline prediction? 3-0 Chelsea for me 10 – If your football club was a vegetable, what vegetable would it be? Easiest question of the day

I wonder how Matic is at pinging a freekick? He has a pretty mean shot after all.

That's some meaaan bus!

What a game. That strike left me utterly stunned. Well deserved MOTM.