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Mourinho out

Roma is my guess

Out of the squad tonight. Looks like he's off, which suggests a strikers arrival is imminent.

Work permit will be Tuesday at the earliest. Won't be over the weekend and Monday is bank holiday here.

He can play LW, RW and AM. Him and Hazard will be interchanging all game.

Villa 14/5 and West Brom 5/1! Huge odds.

So where's he going? West Ham? West Brom?

Oh god this is entertaining http://www.tottenhamhotspurs.tv/transfer-news/33179-willian-2nd-94.html

Mourinho said we had limited funds because of FFP. So does that mean if Willian comes in and we aren't selling, our pursuit for Rooney is over?

If somebody is coming in, somebody is leaving...

Same bloke said we've made an offer for Jackson Martinez

Which translates to - Chelsea will offer £ 34.8m to pay clause # Jackson Martinez with Porto

We're not going to buy a player for £30 million on a bench warmer. Simple as.

Did I forget the ?

Hope we start Schwarzer. Cech needs a rest.

Reading that Tottenham forum is fucking hilarious. If they go and get him now they're going to look so stupid

I'd literally rather us play with an attacking 4 rather than a striker...Hazard Mata Oscar Willian...With Schurrle and De Bruyne to rotate

Chode.

He can play all three I beleive, but is more prominent as a wide player.

Mata and Willian aren't the same sort of players at all...Can't see us getting rid of Mata for Rooney.

Had a quid on Benteke to score first and Chelsea to win 2-1 @ 100/1 Cos the first goal was an own goal it doesn't count so the bet is in I've been doing very well on scorecasts as of late, very happy.

Where the flying fuck has 5 minutes come from. Surely 3 minutes tops.

Should've played Schwarzer ayy Bushman trollolol

The striker that's been offside 764 times. We must be creating something if he can be offside...

If the game was scored on offsides we'd be absolutely destroying them. Demba Ba would be the best and most potent player in the world. If only...