Leif

...model? how? hand-model?

We all lose our marbles at different stages in life. I lost mine when i was 5. Jose has clearly indicated he's lost his now too. Scathing a staff member on the first day of the season is really unwise.

Costa reminds me of Super Mario now, idk why, I haven't seen Mario without his hat

I hope he plays just so i have a reason to get drunk

i... i got excited... i actually believed..

lol at Jose thinking players can actually develop at youth level. he's a tool becoming less sharp. I expect 15+ league goals from Solanke if he can cement a starting position like Traore did.

we're all in here again for no reason, chill

I might quote this in every thread i go into.

put hazard in the farking middle and deploy players who can farking cross and a striker who can farking header

WE DONT WANT YOUR MICKEY MOUSE TROPHY, WE AREN'T DISNEY

always wanted Ox in exchange for Cech the moment i heard Arsenal were wanting him. such a shame it didn't happen

why are we all in here, what's happened

I'd pick someone who's online a lot, liked well enough, but quite passive and not very passionate about sharing their opinions. It's always scary having a debate with a mod; my forehead sweats & i start to shake.

i'm glad we don't buy the league like the other evil teams anymore

You can't really break through as loan player, though, unless there's an option to buy. Managers always prefer the players they have around for the long term.

I would die. Favourite conventional winger eveeetr3r3r3r3r3. so much crossing skillz

Can't believe he killed a pet dog by accident. I hope he reveals a picture of it under his kit the next time he scores for us.

someone should push somebody over, this isn't acceptable. recall him now before he plays an official game and re-loan him

the fuck

I have a fetish for signing past-it but still decent legends of the game. We could sign Ronaldinho as Hazard's back up and i'd squirt.

We don't need him. We would certainly be better with him, but we've thrashed teams with Torres up front, looked like Barcelona with Ba up front and we already know that Remy would be getting 20+ goals at pretty much any other club that'd give him the game time he deserves. With Falcao added to that I see no problem. Diego hasn't had his shooting boots on for a while anyway.

Once again, i think his goal shows he's a more devestating player through the centre. He can use more of his qualities out wide, but i'm certain he'd score and assist more playing behind the striker, and our entire team would function beautifully with 2 conventional wingers flanking him.

BYE, YOU HAD THE BEST HAIR HERE