Leif

I don't see him eclipsing his Fifa in-game potential irl

His long passes look better than usual.

At least it'd be potentially exciting seeing how Everton reinvest the money. Though not if Evans is actually going to cost them almost £10m

Now i'm finally starting to feel sick at these inflated fees. It pisses me off justifying tens of millions on a player because he 'has a bright future'. I want a player who is bright now for that sort of money. Or you know. Just get one of the many Spanish defenders on the come-up right now who'd cost half as much, and are already performing at an equal if not better level. Dammit i wish i liked tennis instead of football.

who's the pleb who said he wouldn't move this summer and called me a pleb

The MLS is actually interesting now*. I had no idea Giovinco ended up there, and just now i saw LA Galaxy are signing Gio dos Santos... *for the novelty factor at least

"win the league and next season you'll get a spiffing photoshoot!"

because he was a naughty boy on social media

i seem to be great at shitting on talent, though i doubt there's any of that in this kids bones so he needn't grab toilet roll, so; tell me what he ever actually showed that made any comparison to any top Brazillian player a viable one? was it that 1 freekick he banged in on loan, the shot that went through the net at youth level for his country or his scuffed goal for us in an almost double-figure thrashing that did it? wait, no, it was the hair. he was the next Kaka because of his fucking hair

Moses love is fun. He is good, He was one of our better players during our domestic dogshite season. I think he shone in the EL. but where would this leave Traore?

that was a bit of an optimistic thought

u were right m8

Right and De Bruyne & Sturridge are Chelsea rejects. How exactly is being rejected by 1 club a measure of your value?

City truly are run horribly if Sterling is going to make £70k+ more per week than Silva. DEAR OH DEAR.

skillz to pay the grillz

It's just by chance that more of his goals have come from his right foot. He defines ambidextrous.

I like players who keep their head down and just do the work. Aranguiz & Pedro are exactly that type. If we get both we're going to be very interesting. Though i would find it odd, with Mourinho in charge, to sign 2 players both under 5'8

I hate the word "replacement". I hate English media. I highly doubt Jordy Clasie, standing at an imposing 5 ft 6, is going to 'replace' Schneiderlin in the XI. Is he even a defensive midfielder? I know he's been deployed there, but so have Fabregas and Lampard.

he's really quite average and i feel like a cunt for being the only person with that opinion. look up brainfart in the dictionary and you find Andreas. what happened to Davey. Davey is better.

poppers on the collar are stupid. a minority of weirdos like myself have a phobia of round things near the neck that can tighten what you're wearing or press it against your throat and its a legit disorder lol, if any of our players share it they'll be fucked

That was one of the most cringe-worthy moments in our history; seeing how many people couldn't pronounce his name. Az-Pil-A-Cuet-A. They made it seem so hard but all they had to do was break up the word.

damn right i want a player who can't finish, acts a dick & offers little defensively on £100k+ a week. Jose sign him up! He has English blood!!!!!!

What's special about him is he doesn't have to be a regular to put in a world class performance. Only top calibre players can do that *cough*