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someone should push somebody over, this isn't acceptable. recall him now before he plays an official game and re-loan him

the fuck

I have a fetish for signing past-it but still decent legends of the game. We could sign Ronaldinho as Hazard's back up and i'd squirt.

We don't need him. We would certainly be better with him, but we've thrashed teams with Torres up front, looked like Barcelona with Ba up front and we already know that Remy would be getting 20+ goals at pretty much any other club that'd give him the game time he deserves. With Falcao added to that I see no problem. Diego hasn't had his shooting boots on for a while anyway.

Once again, i think his goal shows he's a more devestating player through the centre. He can use more of his qualities out wide, but i'm certain he'd score and assist more playing behind the striker, and our entire team would function beautifully with 2 conventional wingers flanking him.

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My auntie just passed on news about her new job "looking after Romanov Abramowich's yacht". That's a bit exciting. I wonder if i can get a hair from his head somehow through her.

Kolarov also got 2 goals #serbianmessi

With this amount of money being available for 1 defender, why wouldn't you just invest it in furthering science and cloning Terry?

"I'll score next time" *scores next time* Who was the last player to be like that for us? More please

I don't know how Moses being good is a surprise. Maybe it's the whole grass is greener on the other side mentality etc. finally shaking off. He was great for us in Europe when he was here before, he was dependable in every competition, and then he went to Stoke and played consistently as an integral player - so obviously he's going to come back even better. Idk what people expected.

*pops caffeine pills* anything to see Mikel play

If you want your kid to get a chance at Chelsea make sure they have an English passport and plenty of Human Growth Hormons pumped into their cereal before school every morning

well obviously he was going to be rusty. he just had a season playing as a striker, not winger.

Too passive to play deep, too technically inferior to play further up; he needs to try and reinvent himself as a centre back like right now, he needs to try anything new.

lmao Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri 2 minutes ago Oh. Fan stops Higuain outside Ibiza club for autograph.He denies. Fan:"You can't score penalties". Higuain goes crazy

As an allround player last season he didn't impress me a lot, but watching his goals themselves, he executes technique on par with any top striker we've had in recent times. He reminds me of Berbatov, which'd be a more valid comparison if Bamford hadn't been instructed to bust his balls tracking players on the wing a few times

I don't think he said he did

Off to Palace on loan according to the Twittersphere

it makes me sad we no sign Calhanoglu he so perfect for our team, for every team

I always wanted us to play in Colgate packaging

this might be the shittest comparison of all time or quite genius but i think he's like Diaby without milk for legs

watch your mouth u bitch or someone might push u over, Traore is a boss, Musonda & Boga are bosses and Colkett is a boss. All could play for us right now u cheeky slut

when we say Terry replacement, what do we mean by that? because in terms of character Stones isn't exactly imposing nor inspiring. we're unlikely to have a leader in the heart of defence like Terry again and should let go of the fantasy. Stones will be an upgrade on Cahill. that is how he should be measured.