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Alright, he scored a breakaway goal at the Camp Nou and won a corner in Munich. He got the odd assist here or there. But he also did stuff like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYdCdGv94dM That's what we paid 50 million for? Also take into account his wages and we've paid around 80 million for him.

You're having a laugh if you think Malouda or Essien showed enough form this season to even be mentioned in the same breath as Kalou and Bosingwa, poor as the latter two were.

Yes, we are one of the most hated clubs in the world, but the English media, particularly newspapers like the Mirror, are filled with ex-Liverpool players. QPR, Spurs, Fulham, West Ham and City have virtually no representative for them in the media.

This And this: Are not at all comparable. One is scoring a goal illegally, the other is wasting some time.

Let's keep things in perspective. No true Chelsea fan would be happy to see a Chelsea player imprisoned. Let alone one of our best ever historically. We're not discussing should Terry be sold for playing shit which he hasn't been this season (apart from a horrendous end to the season allowing Carroll of all people to shit on him and nearly costing us the Champions League).

He shouldn't be threatening at all. It's a forum, fucks sake. It's not like you kidnapped his mum.

He'd still be a massive sack of shit. If we signed him for less than 5 million then he'd look an acceptable transfer.

Torres: 50 million pounds for 12 goals. Name me one transfer in recent memory that was even half as bad. More than 4 million pounds per goal. If Winston Bogarde wasn't such a douche, Torres would easily be our worst signing ever. Crespo: 16 million pounds for 25 goals. And he kept getting homesick for Italy.

Good call, but he can't be on my list as I was talking about post-Bogarde signings. And at least Sutto scored in that 5-0 win over United!

6 million quid for 7 goals. That's as bad as they come. And I don't care how many goals he scored in the strikers paradise that is the Dutch Eredivisie. Virtually any idiot can go there and be a goal a game player. Its surreal the amount of strikers who have dominated that league and then proceeded to be wank when they left, Afonso Aves, Kezman, Suarez, to name but a few. Yes you get the odd van Nistelrooy or van Persie but they're the exception rather than the rule.

Russian Prime Minister, eh? Vladimir Putin holds that role at the moment right? No wonder he's happy, him and Roman are old friends

The wonders of a 50 million pricetag. Comfortably our worst signing since Winston Bogarde (its quite an achievement to beat Mutu, Tiago, Jarosik, Veron, Kezman, Shevchenko, perhaps even Mineiro and Crespo to that title) and yet people take to defend him at any possible opportunity. Looking at that list, my, have we signed a steaming pile of wank since Roman took over.

Oh dear Spike You've never been to Brisbane to see the Roar play?

No Ramires?

He's the best in the world at what he does (that's running fucking fast and keeping it up for 2 hours). Senseless to sell him until he's just over his peak.

John Michael Nchekwube Obinna can do all that and more.

Ahh, yes. Torres misses a sitter "it was a great save". One of Kalou, Bosingwa, Malouda, Sturridge, Mikel miss a sitter- "FUCK OFF OUT OF OUR CLUB YOU USELESS MONEY GRABBING CUNTS."

It's ironic that he hates Terry for being a racist yet he himself has racially abused me. "Robbie" is a moot point. They called Mourinho "Joe-sayy" and he had complete control over the squad

The 'hate' for Messi comes from reading posts from the Naira Army on football websites like goal.com who post shit like "Messi u my african brotha you da best of all time". That and he's an enormous cunt who plays for a loathsome team and the media circle jerk around him. Oh yeah, and these: The guy's a serial cheat. And Ollie, no, he does not do it in the big games. Scoring a few hat tricks against the wankers at the Bernabeu does not constitute a big game, El Clasico is a just a league match, title 6-pointers/Copa del Rey meetings are not 'big games' in the same context as CL semi finals or any game in the World Cup. Scoring against the Manc's is something he has done but then Barcelona won all those CL finals comfortably, theoretically he could have had a shocker and they still would have gotten home. Where was he in this years semi final? Where was he in the 2010 semi final? 2009? And the 2008 semi final? Where is he on the biggest stage of them all, the World Cup? Where was he when Argentina needed him against the Germans? Where has he been whenever the goings have gotten tough, his team has needed him more than ever and the opponents just haven't given up and died before the match? Complaining to the media who fawn on him that so-and-so played 'antifootball' or complaining that it was 'unfair' that he's a massive bottler. Pele won a World Cup at 17, and he wasn't a passenger, he scored 5 goals. Diego Maradona won the World Cup with 5 goals to his name at the age of 26. Messi meanwhile is yet to score in a World Cup and will be the same age as Maradona when he gets a crack (and fails to win it) in Brazil.

We employ a director of football.

Haha . Ill ask Jim to consider a renaming

His goal vs Leicester was excellent. Slipping that so casually past the keeper.

It's funny like that. A lot of players, Kalou, Podolski and Klose, for example, are immensely better for their national teams than they are for their clubs. Also, I'm still waiting on this from you, Manuf:

Last time I was in India, I saw Chelsea shirts everywhere. Though of course that was only a few weeks after the Double.

What he's capable of also include open goal misses. It's the price tag and the reputation of the guy. That's all it is. If we signed Kalou for 50 million from Liverpool we'd probably be getting "oh, he had a good game today, couple of nice touches, good shot, unlucky he didn't score, come on lads lets sign 10 other players to bring the best out fo him".