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If all else fails, Ramires can play there for a game or two. Still, it would be nice to ship out Paulo, much as I love him, and bring in a new right back.

Worth a cheeky bid?

Can we talk about other clubs transfers in here? Ledley King has been released by Tottenham.

He hit that really well!

I don't want to turn this into a racial debate, but I am extremely proud of my heritage and I'll not tolerate any slurs against that. Now fuck off.

Oh, I didn't finish my predictions: FA Cup: Chelsea COC Cup: Newcastle Europa League: Napoli Champions League: I don't know, hopefully not Arsenal!

What about creating aliases, as SHM seems to have done?

Well, there it goes I've always heard it go: He comes from the Ivory Coast, Kalou, Kalou He doesn't do coke like Mutu, like Mutu He crossed the ball from the left It landed right on top of Riise's head And that's why we love Salomon Kalou

I've said the same about Kalou, but since the lad doesn't have a 50 million price tag to his name, I'm always shot down with "Work rate doesn't cover up the fact that he's an awful footballer". The same, in that case, goes for Torres. Hulk as the striker and Ramires as the right winger is a more preferred set up for me than Torres up front.

1. Man City 2. Chelsea 3. United 4. Arsenal 5. Tottenham 6. Everton Relegated: Liverpool, Reading and QPR.

This is all off topic, to bring it back on topic, I'll say that Hulk definitely wasn't a replacement for Drogba. While he is enormous, Drogba and Lukaku are in their own league in terms of pure strength.

And he's 8 years younger. By 20, he'll perhaps be the strongest Belgian to have ever played the game.

35 million + either Daniel Alves (cunt) or Sergio Ramos or fuck off, Spanish clubs. We're not a selling club.

I was talking about pure strength. Lukaku could probably even take Drogba in an arm wrestle.

Lukaku could crush Hulk with all the emotion and effort of crushing an aluminium can.

They absolutely have to reveal everything financially. That's what the clubs AGM is for. No one is pulling figures out of their arse if they cite the AGM's figures.

I think he'll do well but won't look a bargain at that price. Unless he stays here for 10 years and wins the Champions League Final with an 88th minute header after going 1-0 down and scores the winning penalty, that is.

Sorry

What the fuck are the Ivorian FA doing sacking Zahoui?

What's all this talk of him going to Madrid/Barcelona?

We've heard "When Roman leaves, then what?" every season now. When will it seep into these thickos that that's not going to happen?

On giving Kalou a new contract!

I dunno, put it in the bank to save for the inevitable pay rises the likes of Mata and Ramires will want now?

It could be better spent.

8 million can still get you quality. Poor decision to spend quite so much.