capriccioso

Too many Vic's on this forum Welcome

I'd be happier to see him at Schalke. Bigger club than Liverpool, similar levels of opportunity, he won't be contaminated by Scousers either (no offence intended to Everton fans). As an added plus, they wear blue so I can delude myself into thinking it's actually Chelsea out there

Kalou would stand out there as comfortably the best player from that group of 5, to be fair. Sigurdsson and Gerrard would probably be the only two midfielders better than him, and even though I quite like Gylfi, I'm not quite sure he's all that much better than Kalou. Well, I wouldn't hate myself if I played for Liverpool and Kalou is much closer to Eric Capriccioso (no, that's not my surname ) playing professional football, than anybody else, so to hate him is like to hate myself. If that makes any sense.

You had better be . It can only be a good thing for Liverpool though. He's better than Kuyt (who I assume he'll replace), and he's miles ahead of Downing. A typical Kalou timely goal here and there, the odd good pass to Carroll/Suarez and suddenly Liverpool are coming 5th not 8th. Why are you so vindictive? Unlikely.

http://www.chesterch...59067-31170753/ Fuck's sake! Don't do this to us WHS mostly has it covered, but he also left out that I like him because he's very similar to me. Not a lot of talent and he only got to where he is by putting in a lot of hard work. He's also a very likeable person, I think if more Chelsea fans knew what a nice/funny guy he is he'd be more popular.

Only because of his name! I've never heard of him before though, not even in FM.

Salomon, you say?

No I wouldn't, at the worst, I would share that cigar with him. I'm lying, of course I would. I would do everything you have said so far in this thread. We should stop derailing this thread...

I wouldn't go that far for him. For you though...

I'll feel rather guilty about supporting him if he ends with with the R*ds.

Mods can edit posts? What if they frame someone

He won't, will he?

Anyone know any cheap hug-the-line, never shoot, get to the byline and cross type wingers? Far too many cut inside-shoot models in recent years.

That's it, I'm not helping you with FM anymore

I would love for us to sign Kalou for 100 million next summer

Why not? Zolayes is 74 and he's (was ) on here. I'll be 68 in 50 years time, probably with a post count of about 8 million Fucking hell, Estadio Peter Osgood sounds infinitely better than even just Osgood Stadium.

Guys, no matter what we do, we've already been bettered http://www.chelseafc...2170586,00.html French club Levallois Sporting Club play in "Le Stade Didier Drogba". Mind, naming a stadium after a person works far better in languages other than English. Le Stade Didier Drogba, Estadio Vicente Calderon, Estadio Santiago Bernabeu all sound better than Peter Osgood Stadium. I don't even want to think about that day

I don't agree but how awesome would it be if we did have an art exhibit? Also to be honest I don't think we'll see a big game striker near his level for decades at the Bridge.

John Michael Nchekwube Obinna is a fine midfielder and doesn't need replacing. He's only 24-25 years old, as well. God, I love saying that. John Michael Nchekwube Obinna.

Oh, fucking hell

Have some of that! Best Japan line-up ever and we held them to a draw! The referee was a right wanker though. Still, it was hilarious to see him blow for full time just before Keisuke Honda took a free kick

No, in his best form he'd have had about 35. He missed so many sitters, which, alone, would have gotten him to about 20-25. Don't act like our entire team under Villas-Boas wasn't set up to bring the best out of him. It did for about a week then he fucked us off at Old Trafford with that miss. We're wasting our time here by trying with Torres. Just get him out as soon as possible, try and recoup something from that 50 million. Perhaps that'll help give Lukaku some game time, though we could do with a backup striker. The fact of the matter is he's a money grabbing wanker who gets mass-fellatio from the majority of Chelsea fans while comparative hero's like Bosingwa are hounded out of the club.

Now you see, the problem with another rubbish season is that no one will come near him and we'll be stuck with a useless player being one of our highest earners. We could sell him off now for 10-15 million, cut our losses and move on.

When he's on top of his game, like he was for the latter months of last season, he is among the best in the world. Sadly he's lost that consistency he once had.

Drogba should get one at some point. Does Osgood need a statue? He's already got his ashes buried underneath the penalty spot, and we could give him the ultimate honour by naming our new stadium (if we build one) or a stand after him.