capriccioso

I hate you. Why must everyone complicate things? Premiership 1. manpe [Estonia] (143) 2. LumH [Albania] (132) 3. RyanDavidson [scotland] (116) 4. Alex [England] (112) 5. Pr22 [Finland] (111) 6. capriccioso [Australia] (108) 7. Rambo [Canada] (107) 8. Sh0n3x [serbia] (98) 9. Artinho [slovenia] (94) 10. Bir_CFC [Canada] (91) 11. Clevemayer [Germany] (90) 12. Steve [Australia] (88) 13. We Hate Scouse [England] (84) 14. BluesMaster [England] (82) 15. sil826 [italy] (80) 16. DDA [England[ (75) 17. Naked Mole Rat [south Korea] (74) 18. IrishBlue [ireland] (73) 19. Sheva. [uSA] (68) 20. Sir Trollington [England] (66) Championship 21. KonohasOrangeFlash [Australia] (65) 22. Dave30 [England] (63) 23. Spike Spiegel [Australia] (63) 24. Hutcho_CFC [England] (58) 25. Kezza [New Zealand] (57) 26. CHOULO_19 [Lebanon] (48) 27. carefree88 [England] (45) 28. Liquidator [England] (44) Happy?

I would pick: 1. Union of Soviet Socialist Republics 2. Ottoman Empire 3. Albert Jacka, VC. Yes, one guy is worth more than entire countries. 4. Fans of the English national football team. 5. manpe's fingers. 6. Australian Stinging Trees. Why such an odd choice? Up until the stinging tree, I have chosen people/things/countries that have demonstrated over time an incredible ability to suffer like dogs and come out on top (well, the Ottoman's didn't, neither did the English, but they've suffered like fuck anyway). Number 6 is to surprise the Zashko's, they'll just think it's a normal tree, we can con them into thinking that it is a popular human alcoholic beverage... the surprise they'll get when they touch it though Manpe's fingers can be used to drum their throats until they can't take it anymore and throw up what they've drunk- making us default winners. We resurrect the USSR and tell them if they don't drink X amount, NKVD will come down on them harder than they did in the '30s.

Where is BlueLion these days?

8. I don't use my thumbs to type.

Rugby Union: Australia ranked number 2. England ranked number 4. Road Cycling: Australia ranked 4. England ranked 5. You'll have to do A LOT more than a 1-2 in Le Tour to overtake Australia who are 300 points in front. It's only possible this year if no Australian male cyclist takes part in any event at all and a British cyclist wins every single event remaining on the World Tour. Tennis: Britain's last Grand Slam victory: 1977. Australia's last Grand Slam victory: 2011. Brit's ranked in the men's top 100- 1. Australian's ranked in the men's top 100-3. Brit's ranked in the women's top 100- 3 Australian's ranked in the women's top 100- 2. Aggregate victory of 5-3. Rugby League: Australia ranked 1, with 1406 points. England ranked 3rd with 799 points. Cricket: Tests- England 1 Australia 2. ODI's- Australia 1 England 3. Aggregate victory by 1 ranking. I could go on, but we're better than you at everything except football.

Sorry, but you haven't moved up a single place: 1. manpe [Estonia] (143) 2. LumH [Albania] (132) 3. RyanDavidson [scotland] (116) 4. Alex [England] (112) 5. Pr22 [Finland] (111) 6. capriccioso [Australia] (108) 7. Rambo [Canada] (107) 8. Sh0n3x [serbia] (98) 9. Artinho [slovenia] (94) 10. Bir_CFC [Canada] (91) 11. Clevemayer [Germany] (90) 12. Steve [Australia] (88) 13. We Hate Scouse [England] (84) 14. BluesMaster [England] (82) 15. sil826 [italy] (80) 16. DDA [England[ (75) 17. Naked Mole Rat [south Korea] (74) 18. IrishBlue [ireland] (73) 19. Sheva. [uSA] (68) 20. Sir Trollington [England] (66) 21. KonohasOrangeFlash [Australia] (65) 22. Dave30 [England] (63) 23. Spike Spiegel [Australia] (63) 24. Kezza [New Zealand] (57) 25. Hutcho_CFC [England] (54) 26. CHOULO_19 [Lebanon] (48) 27. carefree88 [England] (45) 28. Liquidator [England] (44) The antipodean duo are still clear of you...

Not everyone has one, though Links are live for manpe, LumH, RyanDavidson, me, and IrishBlue.

1. manpe [Estonia] (143) 2. LumH [Albania] (132) 3. RyanDavidson [scotland] (116) 4. Alex [England] (112) 5. Pr22 [Finland] (111) 6. capriccioso [Australia] (108) 7. Rambo [Canada] (107) 8. Sh0n3x [serbia] (98) 9. Artinho [slovenia] (94) 10. Bir_CFC [Canada] (91) 11. Clevemayer [Germany] (90) 12. Steve [Australia] (88) 13. We Hate Scouse [England] (84) 14. BluesMaster [England] (82) 15. sil826 [italy] (80) 16. DDA [England[ (75) 17. Naked Mole Rat [south Korea] (74) 18. IrishBlue [ireland] (73) 19. Sheva. [uSA] (68) 20. Sir Trollington [England] (66) 21. KonohasOrangeFlash [Australia] (65) 22. Dave30 [England] (63) 23. Spike Spiegel [Australia] (63) 24. Kezza [New Zealand] (57) 25. Hutcho_CFC [England] (54) 26. CHOULO_19 [Lebanon] (48) 27. carefree88 [England] (45) 28. Liquidator [England] (44) Steve only needs 4 words, you only need 26. Do it!

Can an Aussie join me in the top 10? I'm so isolated at the top. No friends

Carlton Draught is one of the better beers here.

The race is for 3rd place for us mere mortals

He did, he got 134 in English.

Its 5 characters = 1 word. Also I've noticed that when you don't try too hard, it's a lot easier. That run of 5 100+ scores was me taking it easy, instead of hammering away for the whole minute. I just clocked 559 chars. Just 21 from RyanDavidson.

I changed my flag to Kazakh to show support for Alexandre Vinokourov, a legend who has quit the sport of cycling, immediately after winning the gold medal at the Olympics . He also features in my avatar and custom titles. My location is set to Lille because a very special person has moved to Lille recently...

Perhaps but I wouldn't try anything with her. She's had half the NFL inside of her.

Parts of that are absolutely immense: *ArchDuke has entered the game* ArchDuke: Hey guyz germin8r: sup *SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes ArchDuke for 47 damage! A critical hit!* ArchDuke: WTF YOU CAMPING HOMO *SERBIA_ROLLZ has killed ArchDuke!* The Western Front germin8r: d00d thiz gameplay sux YouKay: i kno YouKay: trench warfare iz ghey Franc3: just wait til the tank patch comez out germin8r: yeah right germin8r: thatll be bettr germin8r: *rolls eyes*

OTC.

It seems the stress is too much on your heart once it already gets weak around your late 60s.

More likely a heart attack brought on by straining too hard. That apparently is what happens.

1. manpe [Estonia] (143) 2. LumH [Albania] (132) 3. RyanDavidson [scotland] (116) 4. Alex [England] (112) 5. Pr22 [Finland] (111) 6. capriccioso [Australia] (108) 7. Rambo [Canada] (107) 8. Sh0n3x [serbia] (98) 9. Artinho [slovenia] (94) 10. Bir_CFC [Canada] (91) 11. Clevemayer [Germany] (90) 12. Steve [Australia] (88) 13. We Hate Scouse [England] (84) 14. BluesMaster [England] (82) 15. sil826 [italy] (80) 16. DDA [England[ (75) 17. Naked Mole Rat [south Korea] (74) 18. IrishBlue [ireland] (73) 19. Sheva. [uSA] (68) 20. Sir Trollington [England] (66) 21. KonohasOrangeFlash [Australia] (65) 22. Dave30 [England] (63) 23. Spike Spiegel [Australia] (63) 24. Kezza [New Zealand] (57) 25. Hutcho_CFC [England] (52) 26. CHOULO_19 [Lebanon] (48) 27. carefree88 [England] (45) 28. Liquidator [England] (44) He's just so impossibly far away!

Outstanding No, I was diagnosed with haemorrhoids 3 years ago. My grandmother on my mums side died of bowel cancer. I've been constipated for as long as I can remember (no, that does not mean I haven't taken a shit in years, it means that I've been going once every three days for the vast majority of my life). That's a cocktail that can only result in a bowel related death.

manpe is the greatest sporting champion Estonia has ever produced. Statues of him should be commissioned everywhere in his country! The capital should be renamed to manpegrad. With a small m so that it's actually named letter-for-letter after manpe, grammar rules be damned!

The only thing I'm shit at, is, funnily, taking a shit. I have awful bowel health and it will be the cause of death, which I can advise everyone to put 10 pounds on right now- it's a dead cert (pun intended )

BRICKS HAVE BEEN SHAT ALL HAIL THE GREAT ONE

Take that back! I'm awesome at everything, I have the Midas touch.