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My sister just gave me her barely used Samsung XPERIA. Balance is restored in the world. However, I still miss my Drogba phone, which could survive just about anything. The XPERIA is one of those modern weakling phones that wouldn't survive a drop on concrete.

Obviously a joke?

He scored 1 goal, a great goal in 2006 against Macclesfield in the FA Cup.

20 million is a bargain for a player who's got 15 months to run on his contract. Add in the usual English overevaluation and we can beat them up to 30.

I would also like to see the source.

Mikel scoring in any game Now if he does this, it would be the ultimate to Barcelona:

White text is awesome Salomon Kalou is the greatest player of all time.

I had a dream that Cech made a string of world class saves and then Kalou nicked one in stoppage time. Make it happen, please. Except Kalou/the team to score 3 instead of 1.

Bloody hell. What a day. First, I forgot my umbrella, and just as soon as I got to uni there was a torrential 5 minute downpour which saw me soaked from head to toe. It's been 6 hours since and I'm still wet. To top it all off, I lost my mobile phone on the way home, either on a bus or into the Sydney drainage system (there was a monster, fast moving puddle that I had to jump across- it could have fallen out of my pocket then). Hopefully I can get my phone back- it's been an hour or so since I lost it and its still ringing, which is great, because despite that phone being the Didier Drogba of phones I doubt it could survive getting dunked into thousands of litres of water, which means it's most likely still on the bus and has hopefully been found by the driver and turned in to lost/found. Edit: The phones either off or Didier has finally had enough and died in the Tasman Sea/been eaten by a fish. Fuck you, life.

It's raining really hard outside, I don't want to go to uni

I think you mean zolayes Where has he been the last few days, anyway?

No Your articles are great which is why I suggested it

I did exaggerate. Do you hurt to agree with Sloth or agree that Ramires should be sold?

I'm being sincere

I like those odds.

Strike should become a full time journalist

Exactly, and when he loses his physical attributes he'll regress to being average. The point is, we have to sell him at exactly the right time- just after he's peaked and will still sell for good money. Something like 30 or 31.

Another Thursday game? Fixture computer, I am disappoint.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=292348.msg10184271#msg10184271 Disgraceful. Wanting a player to have a career ending injury?

So, we'll automatically lose because we have 'no history, no class'? Wonderful reasoning I really think there's no one more bitter than them. If we lose, okay, we lost fair and square, the trophies yours, congratulations. If they lose, it'll be 'the rentboys don't even deserve to be there, they cheated in the semi'. Have some fucking humility. God knows you've seen enough after all those trophies you've won.

Mick Taylor is the epitome of the dodgy Australian We're all dodgy

Tbf, we can get money for him at any time. At this point he's amongst the best at what he does, its too early to consider getting rid of him- particularly as it'll be a stretch for us to earn much more than what we paid. Hard running midfielders don't often fetch 17 million let alone 20+, we paid over the odds for him.

Was it really necessary to call them dodgy Aussie contractors? Why not just dodgy contractors :(/:Goober:

5 year deal please, Roman! He deserves an extension.

He's not the calmest on the ball, but he can produce some superb passes. The through ball to Mata was as good as any pass I've seen all year. Maybe he's the technical playmaker we're after