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By the way guys, how do you pronounce Bertrand? Like the French way, which is how I do it : Ber-trond or Bert-rend like how the commentator just said?

Why did we play Super Salomon today? Should have saved him for the defensive job needed in Barcelona.

Ramsey is wank.

Malouda. What. Why.

Send him off! That looked deliberate!

Also, Romeu looks lost. Lack of first team action, I think it was the wrong decision to play him.

Song looks like a pineapple.

Salomon. I am disappoint.

I think we'll have to put pressure on their centre backs, they're all quality passers and we can't let them have that much pressure free time on the ball.

Was that a penalty?

I've sent you a PM.

Ooh that could have been a goal. Nice passing.

Poor decision by Romeu there. Could have cost us a goal.

Poor pass from Salomon.

Romeu's playing?!

This is great! Love the kickoff time

Inb4 its used alongside plastic flags by Scousers to call everything about this club plastic.

No laying for pre-marriage me, its against my religion though I don't know how long I can resist. I've known this bunch since I was 5 so I doubt there'll be any laying inter-group

It was a thought, to say I'm sick but the problem is one of them lives 2 houses down the street and could easily tell if I'm genuinely sick. Just a shame none of them like football, they would understand what this means to me

Thibaut certainly is, though it'll take something spectacular to dislodge Cech. Lukaku I'm not sold on, Bertrand probably is on the cusp of being first team ready, while Piazon, Feruz, McEachran, Kakuta etc. are nowhere near the levels needed to play 50+ games a season. If we don't retain Drogba, we should farm Romelu off on loan somewhere.

I'll probably crash at one of their houses, it would be kinda awkward for me to watch 'poofter soccer' with such a passion. When I watch at home I do all sorts of crazy things, wake up the house when we score, chuck stuff like pillows at the TV when the referee gets a call wrong, etc.

Suarez is an absolute cunt, perhaps the most hated footballer in the world. Forget the blatant racism, that handball against Ghana was absolutely criminal. How the fuck can you defend an utter twat like that? Now look, I know some say many of us would do something like that. But I like to think that humans are decent enough to acknowledge when they've been beaten and not stoop to such a desperately low act. I really feel sorry for genuine, decent Liverpool fans who are let down by the vast majority of idiots that follow that football club. I read this post on that RAWK thread I linked earlier where someone said "They (us) will never know what it feels like to love a football club. They will never feel what we feel.". Thank fuck for that, I'd be ashamed if we loved our club that much as to be completely blind to both the truth and events such as Suarez-Evra.

Sigh. I'm committed now because I couldn't think of an excuse. Bye bye biggest game of the season I shall just have to watch what is uploaded to this site. Steve better not fail!

You guys, I need some help. I've been invited to go out on Tuesday night by some very close friends of mine. I've got no reason to turn them down, as Wednesday is a public holiday (the game will be played Wednesday morning Aussie time), so they'll be really, really disappointed if I tell them I'm ditching them for 'soccer'. I can't make them understand the importance of the event, and I won't be able to get home by the time the match starts, either. What do I do? How can I tell them I don't want to come? I'm considering chucking a sickie, but that will be damn hard to pull off as one of them lives 2 houses away from me.

Nah. He hasn't run 42km yet in a game. Drogba, meanwhile would have been either a brilliant sprinter in cycling with his current muscle mass or a great climber if he lost some weight.