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Fucking hell, Torres is slow.

Sagna you dirty diving prick.

In the context of the game, where we need a goal, thats bringing on rubbish to replace rubbish. If we were 1-0 up it would make sense and I would applaud it. That's got to rival Paulo Ferreira coming on for Bosingwa in December against Fulham when we were 1-0 down.

Lets go for it. Bring on every attacking player we've got.

Your wish has been answered. Gervinho was lightning quick in France. Not sure about him these days, though.

Who's on the bench?

Normally I never object any praise toward Kalou, but we've only seen him take two penalties in his Chelsea career. Unless he has a great record for Ivory Coast how can we be sure of that?

Torres? Or perhaps Malouda. Maybe even Kalou though the only penalty I can remember him taking was at Moscow- and he did a good job.

My 87 year old grandfather lost his left leg in a tragic accident some 30 years ago. He's probably a better defender than Bosingwa

Marconi Stallions: http://en.wikipedia....ni_Stallions_FC Mark Schwarzer, Harry Kewell, Christian Vieri, Archie Thompson, Paul Okon and Francis Awaritefe once pulled on the famous blue shirt of Marconi. Truly a giant of Australian football. Shame they're not included in the A-League, we don't have a promotion/relegation system. We'll never ever have a player like Vieri, who was at his peak the best striker in the world, especially if we're not allowed to take part in the highest league in Australia.

What highlights?

Suicide, just suicide to have Sturridge and Bosingwa at the same time. If it has to come to that, at least play them on opposite flanks. Kalou on the right to track back to cover up for the 'defending' of Bosingwa. Sturridge on the left to be a selfish, moody git. Sounds good.

Hey, I have tinted glasses when it comes to Kalou . Take my words on him with a pinch of salt.

He's the definition of the modern mercenary player. I think we have another huge, manager sacking ego in the making if he can't take being benched for a while. Fuck off to Man City, please.

That always happens

1. Ramsey, Essien and Bosingwa are wank. 2. Kalou is better than them. Not by much though. 3. About 5 shots combined in 45 minutes. 4. van Persie hit the woodwork, as did Koscielny. 5. Song looks like a pineapple with that haircut, Malouda's haircut is even worse. 6. This is a terrible game and you have missed nothing.

Keep Kalou on.

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Haha, Salomon will be reincarnated as the greatest player of his generation!

I think the game will be decided by who defends set pieces better. At this time neither have done particularly well. Unless we/they bring someone on to change the dynamics of the match.

That was rubbish defending. They could have scored an easy, easy goal.

I dunno. It's only had 4 shots. Not much worth to show in a highlights reel except for mistake after mistake.

Drab, drab game.

That means all is well with the world

Eerie to hear a 60k stadium so quiet... and they say we have quiet fans.