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A bit, but I was trolling. Perhaps I should put a on the end of that.

Was doing a Sloth. I'll leave the professionals to it

13 shots, and they've come as close to scoring a goal as I have to sleeping with Emma Watson. They won't score. They can't score. They wouldn't even if they had the chance.

Fuck it, go out 3-4-3 and beat these wankers. They wouldn't score an open goal anyway. How this bag of wank got to the CL final is beyond me, you can't be this shit at finishing and get away with it.

We're missing Ramires tonight. That pace would probably see us one up by now. Also we need to go high to Drogba a lot more often, taking advantage of the rubbish they have for center backs.

Double post, sorry.

I told you all Gomez is a lumbering, shit, bag of utter piss. He has vindicated that call so far, keep missing the sitters, thanks, Mario! Also, Robben is the mother of all cunts. Fuck off you diving, ungrateful douche. And Kalou needs to get someone other than Malouda to cut his hair, that spider shit is disgusting.

Where are our medals? I'll take this opportunity to congratulate my family and friends. I couldn't have done it without them

I recommend you watch the 2006 comedy film Beerfest to calm any nerves, and to whip up lighthearted anti-German sentiments

That is a question for an individual to answer for themselves. Is the one who is the source of the corruption worse than the one who gains from it? I'm undecided. An ethical person wouldn't take advantage, but at the same time it's the source thats creating the problem in the first place..

Don't you have to be the one in the position of power to be the nepotist? If that is the case then it's Drogba and Bonaventure Kalou that can be labelled nepotists.

From RAWK: Real dick for crying less over his grandmother's death. She would have BEEB rolling in her grave

I didn't know distance mattered a lot in England. Size of a postage stamp anyway, we could probably fit two England's into New South Wales and around 20 in Western Australia Seriously though isn't Birmingham only like a 1 hour drive from London? And Manchester a 2 hour drive? FFS, there are places in Sydney alone that take an hour to get to even in good traffic conditions.

Young players these days are too fragile. Bring back the days of youth getting used to being rubbish for several years without shattering their confidence.

Convict land? I'm the son of immigrants (albeit also from former British colonial possessions) Real Gronkjaer 2003 moment for us. So much at stake. Losing is not an option.

Well, there's loads riding on this match then. The short to medium term future of the club, players, etc.

Despite that zola, I do worry about Josh though. What if we've ruined him?

Nah, I quite like it. Might change my custom title though.

Nepotism?? The practice among those with power or influence of favouring relatives or friends especially by giving them jobs?

9 hours now... 9 hours Fuck you, hope. I was not nervous at all prior to Barcelona at home because I didn't think we had a chance.

My heartrate must be in the 100s already. I dropped a plate earlier because my hands were shaking...

Bump. Tonight, it'll be blue trackpants, a blue hoodie, blue bedsheet, blue pillowcase, blue underwear and a blue water bottle. A bit over the top but I need it to calm myself.

But it'll be the morning of the 20th in Australia

It's all sorted lads. We'll be sponsored by the Russian Mafia next season:

Right, I'm going to ignore my nervousness and go back to 100% confidence. Gomez will have a shocker and Drogba will roger Tymoschuk and van Buyten. Kalou will also turn up with his career best performance, even better than the displays he gives with the Ivory Coast national team, score the opener, get universal support from our fans and a new 10 year deal. Everyone else in Blue will have their best match of the season.