Swedish House Mafia

It's probably the shittest squad we've had for 20 years.

Sometimes you need to take a step back to go two steps forward. If not Mou then who? Guardiola? Yeah because he's going to trade Messi for Kalou, and teach Malouda how to one touch pass and actually giving a fuck on the pitch. Jose is clearly the obvious choice here.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2110222/Andre-Villas-Boas-sacked--Roman-Abramovich-blames-players.html Working 12 hours a day is fucken crazy. It shows how passionate he is and how much he wants to succeed but the cancers of the club fucked him off.

Oh and I forgot to add, you're a fucken fat cunt Frank.

Lampard's a fucken mutt and I'll celebrate the day this vile cunt fucks off out of this club. This goes for the other pricks such as Terry, Cashley, Drogba, Essien and Cech if he is involved in this.

I feel like crying. I've got a lump in my throat ffs.

Lampard is a fucken hack in my eyes and i can't wait for the cunt to fuck off. Inb4Abuse I am aware of his legendary status but he is a cancer to the club.

The Roberto Di Matteo Thread

Andre It's the players. The fucken players. Roman should appoint Terry as manager and Fat Frank as assistant since they run the club anyway.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2109508/Chelsea-investigate-smoke-bomb-Cobham-training-ground.html?ito=feeds-newsxml Thoughts?

According to people on this place, he's shit, overrated etc..

Where's Alexey Smertin from?

Bring him back.

http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/3296/brazil/2012/02/28/2935848/mano-menezes-laments-ronaldinho-and-david-luiz-performances

David has a good heart.

Fuck off Queen Kenny, Liverpool and the scousers. (Except Gerrard)

InAfterWTF

Steven was/is a better player, but Lampard played in a better team throughout the years.

Di Matteo will be vital for this. He knows the club and he knows most of the players, and he'll know how to get around them.

Yay, more Aussies!

Because Marcos Reus is leaving.

Yesssssss! I've been longing for this day! Sell all the dead wood and big stars!

----------------------Hart--------------------- --Richards - Cahill - Dawson - cole-- --------Parker --- Gerrard--------- ---Sturridge----Rooney--------Welbeck -----------------------Bent-------------------

BlueLion obviously 'mirin.

Ivan 28?! I thought he was 25-26!