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With this current form, no one should be staying, besides a few.

Howard Webb is actually a Sheffield United fan.

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2012/01/30/chelsea-ready-to-offer-fernando-torres-atletico-madrid-return-as-part-of-radamel-falcao-swap-deal/

You shouldn't curse your dad even if it's a joke.

It's kinda boring if everyone is the same Imo. Meme on, Artinho. Edit: Typo

Locust road is such a shit, compressed stadium.

Christophe Dugarry to Hazard on Canal+: "I bet it's Chelsea." Hazard: "Well, you're free to place your bets."

Watched him the other day vs Dortmund and he was absolute shite.

What the actual fuck? I wouldn't touch any persons feet if they paid me let alone massage them for free.

This will never be sung at the Bridge, only at Chelsea away games because they are the passionate ones that chant, sing, etc..Not the shit that is dished out at the Bridge every other week.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/fa-cup/2011-2012/queens-park-rangers-chelsea-492989.html

Don't care about youngsters in this match, there is much more at stake. Full strength side with all guns blazing and show no mercy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2092544/Chelsea-want-Manchester-Uniteds-Paul-Pogba-3m.html?

Inb4TerminatorX

Stream anyone?

I'm just your typical high school guy.

Torres. The man, the myth, the legend. Everytime I see him in a Chelsea shirt I cry a little inside. Not because I don't like him, but because of what could of been. This is the man who scored the fastest 50 goals in Liverpool history. Liverpool hatred aside, they've undeniable had wonderful talents in the past like Dalglish and Rush, and Torres struck 50 goals quicker than any of them. This is the man who scored the winning goal in the final in Euro 2008, despite being a metre behind Philip Lahm, he caught up to the ball first. His pace was stunning. His finishing was immaculate. His desire to win was impeccable. Looking back at his Liverpool goals, he created something out of nothing, and he was a joy to watch. He became a Kop hero. He was voted their 50th all time greatest player for Liverpool. It's hard to move on from that but that's what separates the good from the best. The only problem was he had never won anything at club level. Being the athlete he is, always wanting to compete at the highest level and win trophies he can look back in 20 years and say "I was part of that", he expressed his desire to join us. It's an honour for someone like Torres, who pre-Chelsea was considered one of the best strikers in the world, to say he wants to leave the place where he made his name, the place where he became a hero, a legend, the place that is called (kl)Anfield, to join this club, a club which doesn't have the decorated history like Liverpool, nor their atmosphere, but a club that is ambitious and wants to sketch it's name into the history books of Football. He wanted to be a part of that. Broken promises and empty lies at Liverpool was the final straw for Torres, and that inevitably sealed his high profile move to Chelsea. "A club where I can win trophies", said Torres. He was excited. The fans were Jubilant. The board was exhilarated. We have just signed Torres, a man we can count on for seasons to come, the man to lead us to glory, and with good reason. Liverpool fans acted vindictively, burning Torres shirts and turning against their hero. "Judas", they said. In their eyes, Torres was corrupt, immoral and sacrilegious. Without a doubt, Torres was hurt. Who wouldn't be? He spent 4 years there. The same people who idolised him are now turning against him. Torres felt like it was him against the world. Having hundreds and thousands of fans against you is not an ideal situation to be in. What's done is done. Torres is now a Chelsea player and it seemed that even God himself was against Torres, because Chelsea's next opponents were Liverpool at the Bridge. He started the game when he shouldn't have started. Carlo plunged Torres into the starting line-up against his friends that he was training with the week before, the club where his heart is at, whilst playing with his new friends that he had known for 3 days. He shouldn't have started and I still believe till now that his career at Chelsea could of been different if he had not started that match against Liverpool. Carlo was always going to lose this battle, it was like David and Goliath, except Carlo was Goliath. He was going to lose. Everyone wanted Torres to play, and if Carlo didn't play him then he would of been questioned. If he played Torres and Chelsea lost, the blame goes on him for picking Torres so quickly against the same club he was at the week before. Torres' performance was appalling. Disastrous. Languid. He clearly didn't want to face Liverpool. He was forced to. The mammoth 50 million pound sign was always with him. This destroyed him. This set the tone for his Chelsea career. Despite having a few up's, his Chelsea career has been all down. What happened? This is the guy who was ruthless and unforgiving when he faced defenders. Fans, pundits and managers all have divided opinions on Torres. "Form is temporary, Class is permanent". "We'll never see the Torres of old". What does the future hold for Torres? One year on, we still await the real arrival, of El nino. Edit: That took a hell of a long time lol.

Lmao. A Chelsea fan I know on twitter just made this up to wind up the Liverpool and Arsenal fans. It seems that it also winds Chelsea fans up.

He's gash and not good enough anymore. What did he offer when he came on against Norwich? I was particularly disgusted when he took that shoot that went flying into the crowd. He was 30 metres out and he hit it with his right foot, he knows he isn't going to score and doesn't really care so he just boots it, cancelling out an attack in which we could of scored from. Terminator X pointed out once that he uses the media to influence people, and he was correct. http://soccernet.esp...oin-psg?cc=3436 and there's many more but for some reason my computer isn't letting me open them.

Just wondering how we have a good relationship with them. Did we buy or sell anyone from them?

AVB: "We're not looking to sign Willian." Soon after; Shakhtar: "Chelsea are looking to sign Willian." Cut the crap AVB.

I understand, but I don't understand the hype around Sessegnon. I kid you not I was laughing at him last season because of how shit he was. He's only been getting good reviews since MON took over, as are the whole of the Sunderland squad. Where was he before that? He's 27. I'd rather have Hoilett (If he improves), Moses (If he improves) or even Scott Sinclair from this league. I'm not saying we should buy already established stars. I'm saying we shouldn't be targeting the likes of Sessegnon.

Unbelievable. This is how low Chelsea have become. The mentality of the fans has replicated that of the board. Instead of chasing players like Hazard, we now have to settle for players like Sessegnon. We aren't like Liverpool, chasing average players like Adam, Henderson and Downing. We're Chelsea, one of the world's biggest clubs. We don't settle for average, we want the best. We need a world class starting XI and 13 other players that could slot in with ease. Sessegnon isn't one of them.

Yet another Torres picture in the match thread. Everywhere I go it's always the same bullshit. Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres.

I hate this bullshit that flies out of AVB's mouth. Everyone knows we need 2-4 signings and he is saying he is satisfied with our poor squad? So now we aren't going to bid for Willian and Hazard because they're cup-tied for the Champions League? Is he that fucken deluded that he thinks we're going far in the CL? We're going to get knocked out by Napoli. He should just concentrate on a top 4 position and the FA Cup. I'm certain that they're not cup tied for those 2 competitions.