Swedish House Mafia

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I always trust the opinion of Henrique when it comes to Brazilians lol. If I don't know much about a Brazilian and he says that he's shit then wherever I see that player I know he's shit.

You must feel very stupid when I tell you I don't live in Europe

1. When the cameraman keeps shooting at the manager for 30-40 seconds when he is just standing on the touchline. 2. When players are leaving after full time the camera follows one player all the way to the tunnel, especially when they're on the losing team. Leave them alone ffs. 3. Wherever you're sitting in the stadium, there's always kids around that area and they can't stop making annoying noises. 4. When people arrive late for a game and you have to stand up to make way for them. 5. People leaving early 6. When the first 10 rows of the stadium become paparazzi whenever a player is taking a corner or a throw in.

Torres basically had Gerrard in his prime behind him at Liverpool. Here he has a 33 year old Lampard, an energetic but not creative Ramires and a distance shooter in Meireles. Mata isn't counted because he plays on the wing.

But what do we do with Torres? I wouldn't mind Cavani but the conundrum is Torres. Do we keep? Do we sell? We can't have them both in one team unless we play 4-1-2-1-2 which will not happen.

Hutchinson, Lukaku, Bertrand and McEachran to start please.

Just because a player supports Chelsea doesn't mean they're good enough to play here. I like Roger but not Chelsea quality IMO.

Shame he had to witness a piss poor performance from us.

*Apparently* players like Anelka, Drogba, Lampard, Malouda, Alex and Ferriera were on AVB's bye bye list at the end of the 2012 season since the first day he arrived at Stamford Bridge. I applaud him for that.

Jesus Navas has chronic homesickness.

Inb4Jaimin

Agent Torres played well today.

"our best midfielder(Ramires) shouldn't be a starter for a big club that challenges for UCL and EPL" Are you serious? Are you F*cken serious?

Chelsea 1-3 Aston Villa Aston Villa 0-2 Swansea...

It's sooo boring that I was flicking between Wolves v Chelsea and Blackburn v Stoke. Stoke ffs.

Rodwell 20M Demba Ba 15M De Rossi 5M :lol: Drogba 8M

I predict 7 warnings, 2 bans and a call for a public execution of a member on this board after the match.

Deja vu. We're in bad form and we head to Wolves early on in the year. Hopefully Bosingwa doesn't play.

My stomach is hurting, literally. Absolutely disgusting and insipid performance from everyone bar Luiz and to an extent Torres. These so called football players should take a good hard look at themselves because millions would love to be in their position but the professionals don't give a rats ass. It's all about the money and it's not that hard to see. For 100k+ a week I'd play 5 games a day. These players can't even give it their all for 1 game every couple of days. They should be ashamed of themselves. Also, the blame is passed around to Roman and AVB. Roman because he sacked a world class coach in Carlo and AVB for saying that we have a squad that can battle for 4 trophies. Yeah, if those trophies are the St. Johnstone paint trophy, the Npower Championship 2, the Npower Championship and the reserves FA Cup. He actually thought we can match the like of Barcelona and United with out current squad. LOLOLOLOL.

How many times does Meireles try his pathetic and laughable long range shots before he gets one in?

I think Terminator X said this once, but It's disgraceful for a club like Chelsea to have a mentality of a small club. If we wanted Modric then we should of got someone just as good as him but instead we settled for Meireles. I've got nothing against the guy but he's not fit to clean Modric's boots. Our mentality backfired and we are now paying for it with pathetic and torpid performances.

I'm very disappointed with his lack of playing time. We play a donkey upfront but we don't give this lad a chance. Baffling.

Hulk ----- Torres ----- Sturridge -------Mata---------Ramires------- --------------Romeu-------------- ?