Swedish House Mafia

Jose got rid of Raul and Guti, who says he won't do the same to Fat Frank, Terry and co? We won't be getting Benitez, if we did we would of hired him already, instead of giving RDM the job till the end of the season.

Yep. We really are embarrassing. Roman Abramovich was on Monday searching for his eighth manager since taking control of the club after opting to dispense with the services of the Portuguese. "What's for sure is the club, despite unlimited wealth, haven't yet worked out how to build a successful football club," Bevan told Radio Five Live. "Looking for what is an eighth manager in nine years is a serious embarrassment to the owner, the club, the fans and the league." Assistant manager Roberto Di Matteo has been put in charge until the end of the season. Bevan added: "He (Villas-Boas) was very disappointed, frustrated, saddened, but his thoughts were for the club, the fans and indeed Roberto Di Matteo, wishing him well for the rest of the season. He's obviously a man who played six years or so for the club and has got good managerial experience with West Brom in the Premier League." Bevan claimed the frequent managerial changes at Stamford Bridge did not help Villas-Boas develop a relationship with his players. "Players need to know that the manager's strategy and his job is not in question, there's a clear remit," he said. "You get success if you get time, and stability will come from that. Otherwise it's very difficult for a manager like Andre to impose his philosophy and build a team." Villas-Boas's side had won just three times in 12 league games and he had the lowest win percentage of any Chelsea manager since Glenn Hoddle. Bevan added: "That might be the case. After only eight months you can't build that sort of success. The club's still competing in the latter stages of the Champions League, the FA Cup and fighting for a top-four position. If you want success you must look at the longer term."

It's probably the shittest squad we've had for 20 years.

Sometimes you need to take a step back to go two steps forward. If not Mou then who? Guardiola? Yeah because he's going to trade Messi for Kalou, and teach Malouda how to one touch pass and actually giving a fuck on the pitch. Jose is clearly the obvious choice here.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2110222/Andre-Villas-Boas-sacked--Roman-Abramovich-blames-players.html Working 12 hours a day is fucken crazy. It shows how passionate he is and how much he wants to succeed but the cancers of the club fucked him off.

Oh and I forgot to add, you're a fucken fat cunt Frank.

Lampard's a fucken mutt and I'll celebrate the day this vile cunt fucks off out of this club. This goes for the other pricks such as Terry, Cashley, Drogba, Essien and Cech if he is involved in this.

I feel like crying. I've got a lump in my throat ffs.

Lampard is a fucken hack in my eyes and i can't wait for the cunt to fuck off. Inb4Abuse I am aware of his legendary status but he is a cancer to the club.

The Roberto Di Matteo Thread

Andre It's the players. The fucken players. Roman should appoint Terry as manager and Fat Frank as assistant since they run the club anyway.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2109508/Chelsea-investigate-smoke-bomb-Cobham-training-ground.html?ito=feeds-newsxml Thoughts?

According to people on this place, he's shit, overrated etc..

Lolol, I got exams at the end of the year and I don't care if I fail i'm gonna do some crazy shit!

Where's Alexey Smertin from?

Bring him back.

http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/3296/brazil/2012/02/28/2935848/mano-menezes-laments-ronaldinho-and-david-luiz-performances

David has a good heart.

Yep, I'd definitely give her a hit. Chelsea down under has suprised me. I personally know around 10 Chelsea fans, and when I go out I see loads of Chelsea shirts around, which is brilliant of course. Then we've got Steve, Spike, Gary Gordon, Capriccioso, Ben and myself on these forums so we're loaded

Had no idea where to post this so I chose here lol. I just wanted to say thanks boys (and girls) for such a great forum. I've been here for nearly 3 months and loved every minute of it. This place is filled with great people and it's a pleasure to be part of such a great community. Now, I absolutely love forums and I probably have accounts on around 15-20 forums, and I can say this forum is one of the best I've been at. I've found a place where I can watch Chelsea matches (thanks Steve) in my city and visiting this forum is the first thing I do every single day when I come back from School. So thanks everyone, let's hope for many more good years!

Fuck off Queen Kenny, Liverpool and the scousers. (Except Gerrard)

InAfterWTF

Steven was/is a better player, but Lampard played in a better team throughout the years.

Di Matteo will be vital for this. He knows the club and he knows most of the players, and he'll know how to get around them.