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That best coach feature is actually code for the most active coach. If i was more active then I would top that chart easily.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wake me up when this one is over!

Undefeated and conceding one goal all season. Yes I am that Great!

I'm placing a 50 quid bet for us to win with Lampard scoring 2. God help Rafa if he fucks this up for me!

You sexist pig lol. ;-) If only it was Mug of the Month. I would win it ... hands down!

Pills? No my friend, it is called Jack Daniels!

Why is that worrying? Rafa is nororious for beating top clubs then losing to shit teams. Maybe it will be an amazing end to the season if he stays true to form. Top 4 all the way.

Why isn't BluesChick on the roster. Clearly a sexists regime going on here. Only Place To Be it is then.

Dude, relax. It was extreme sarcasm said in jehst. I appreciate and respect the quality of members posts but I never really take my forum reputation seriously.

This MOTM thing is soo homo. It's clearly a popularity contest because let's face it my posts are easily far superior to anyone elses. Fuck it, I'm voting for BluesChick!!

^^^^Haha you bunch of crazy fools^^^^

Money is the mother of all spokesman. A very interesting signing. I remember when Coutinho burst onto the scene for Inter against Loserpool I think. He had a top performance that night. Since then I haven't heard much from him but he has the ability, whether he has the physical and mental strength to cope with the PL is soon to be tested.

I know. Just when you think the bad times can't get any worse, they do! Just remember one thing Hutcho, 'Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all'

Some of you are such dedicated posters and really deserve a pat on the back for such consistent writings. Myself, I just can't get motivated enough to write anything interesting about Chels going on our current form. What a load of bollocks.

This Rafa business is starting to get real messy just like the Torres saga. Why do ee continuously shoot ourselves in the big toe, soo unnecessary.

This guy sounds more like a Gladiator who is father to a murdered wife and a butchered son.

Milan's fans really want him because they are shit compared to their high expectations as a club. They would welcome any striker with decent talent. Juventua are riding high again and don't need the gobby twat, that's why!

The work and dedication that you guys have put into making this site a success is admirable. Makes me even prouder as a Chelsea fan, especially when you go and look at City's shit Bluemoon site and United's wack RedCafe forums.

He shoots, he scores!!!!! After spending one long hard year chasing this girl I always seem to bump into when out on the raz. I met up with yesterday and think I have bagged myself a real stunner Happy Days!

Comon Chels...wanna see a 11-0 thrashing!

I haven't bothered to read the papers today because I know how pathetoc the English media is, especially when we are involved. That boy acted like Ronaldo after Eden caught him with his boot. Rolling around like a little sissy pants, talk about play acting. If a ball boy done that to me I would have suplexed him off the advertisment boards.

Lol. Then why are people comparing them to each other in the first place???

In the words of John McEnroe, "you cannot be serious"? It was the amount of times Daniel Sturridge performed his little side netting cameo which was what people got soo angry about. Hazard doesn't always do it, he actually most of the time looks to pass and assist the player in the better position. Christ are we going to say that everytime Ba misses a shot, "If that was Torres then y'all be going crazy".

Looking back over your post I have to put my hands up and admit that I did read it wrongly. I thought that you was implying that I was a OPTA wanker lol. My bad.

I wasn't attacking you personally at all but it is more than obvious you have taken offense to my post. I applaud you for training kids and getting your coaching badges. It is actually something I would like to do later on in life. To call me a wanker because I remarked that people use statistics as the one and only way to compare players contribution to the game, is just pathetic. In fact all you ever do is talk numbers when explaining football and whenever somebody includes the spirit and heart of a players contribution you feel as if the poster is attacking your point of view. Grow up SeB.