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Mourinho is coming back home at last. I don't even care if he isn't as successfull as he was first time around. I just want to see him back as our Special One. Geezer is a legend!

But that's all Frank had done in the first half deeerrrrr brain! :-D

You can't say it enought in my humble opinion but this really is the best Chelsea forums on planet Earth!!!

It's bad enough living in England let alone having a debate about how depressing it really is. England is one big grey cloud of misery. I am working my way to Australia. That's where it's at!

I totally agree but damn I wish you would piss off with that teasing avatar. It's making me hungry and I'm on a strict healthy protein diet.

Happy Birthday motherfucker!

I wouldn't mind him here but no way in hell would a deal involving the loss of Courtois make any sense at all. I personally think we should bring Courtois back for next season to bolster what will be a title winning squad with the return of Lukaku, KDB and a few new signings!

Fuck YaYa and that gormless expression slapped accross his chevy chase! I have and will never forget the way he treats Mata and neither should you.

I would honestly rather sign Michu!

Slightly non football related but you can't beat the atmosphere of the old Raw Is War crowds. Que Stone Cold or The Rocks music....que orgasm!

We would be dumb crazy to sell KDB toany club and not bring him home for next season. I wanted him here this season but maybe the extra season on loan has made his overall game stronger. Sell him to Bayern and you can all go fuck yourselves!

It looks as if Eden is really starting to feel like a fully fledged member of our Blue family. His recent performances have been exhilirating and I just can't wait for next season as it's then, that we will see our precocious talent express his full range of ability!

I'm sure Benitez makes these substitutions out of spite towards us fans for the way we have treated him! You are Such a bitch inside Rafa, just fuck off !

Falcao is coming in the summer! So Ba should be third choice behind Lukaiu also!

Does anyone else think Gary Neville speaks a lot of sense? Eh well do ya!

BluesChick because she seems like a lovely woman and I feel that it would be nice to crown a Queen this month!

Yea but De Guzman is an absolute wanker for taking that penalty. Dyer has been the best player and deserves a hatrick for his efforts. Dirty selfish prick. If i was Dyer I would honestly never forgive De Guzman for that. He has denied Dyer a place in the history books!

I literally could not believe my eyes when Hazard was taken off instead of Rami. What the fuck is that all about!

Chelsea 3-2 City United officially win the title today!

It's called Sarcasm Sir! *shakes head*

Yea boy... it's just a matter of when and how much!

Neymar at Barcelona! How obviously boring. I thought he would actually want to test himself in the most demanding league in the world. Instead he chooses the league where it's easy for top players to score 40 goals plus every season.

You don't really need bite in your game to play attacking midfield. Look at Mata, he really doesn't have any tackling game at all but yey he is our most effective and important player at the moment. Josh is an attacking midfielder not a defensive midfielder. I think a lot of you get this fundemental factor confused. Just because Josh has incredible passing range and featured for us alongside Mikel and Essien in pre-season and various games prior, doesn't mean that is his position. He was only ever considered to play that role because originally when he got a chance in the senior squad, we were overloaded with pre madonna superstars who wouldn't dare be left out the squad or position. Then this summer it was quite obvious with the addition of Oscar, Eden and Marin that Josh wouldn't get a chance to play attacking mid as big money signings take obvious importance over yourh developments. My point is that you don't need bite in your game to be a top playmaker. You need to track certain zones or man to man marking yes but comon if you can't see that Josh is still passing wise one of the best players on our books then I am genuinely dumbfounded.

Wilshereis already a very decent player and so is Josh. The only difference between the two are experience and build in body. I have seen Josh play at The Bridge and he is class. If he was Brazillian and named Josh Echrandinho I garuntee most Chelsea fans would beg for him to start now. When he was given the chance as a sub for us under Carlo he was electric and I truly believe he should have been given more appearences to shine like Wilshere has been given at Arsenal. Unfortunately though he isn't Brazillian and named Eachrandinho so I doubt he will ever be a Chelsea starter or even a squad player in the future and the excuse will be that he isn't big enough or strong enough for the physicality of the PL. . . Cough.... Oscar......cough!

The only reason i watched West Brom v Liverpool tonight was to see Lukalu and boy the 75 minutes was worth the wait. Good goal son