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What the fuck do we need Rooney for? The geezer's legs are cream crackered!

We need some more girls in here..too many men, to many, many men!

Jokefully the board read these forums and have seen that' it's Cavani we need not Falcao! :-)

It's Spike and his ramblings. This pub needs a new lanlord.

Please just smash these cunts tonight. Failure is not acceptable!

Wow. Didn't see this coming. Fair play to SAF for everything he has achieved. Like him or not he has been the best manager to have ever lived. The game will miss him, United will miss him. I hope Moyes does get the job because he fully deserves to manage a top club. I just hope this is the end of Unites dominance but hopefully not the door being opened for City to start theirs.

At first I was too skeptical about signing this guy but the more I watch him the more I see why we are interested. He is young, quick and German. Every team needs their very own German, they reinforce an industrious, die harrd attitude to the team. I know the price tag seems steap but people are mostly judging the price because these very same people think every player has to do a thousand step overs and run like they are have a firework lit up their ass to be worth anything around the 20mill + mark.

Falcao has scored 26 goals in 31 appearences in La Liga this season and people deem him as the new Torres or going through a phase of decline. Lol.. Get the fuck outta here!

You can't beat the Golden Arches mate. Large Big Mac meal with a McFlurry is always a winner.

Lol @ Bushman's use of the word 'dribbles' to explain someones post's that he doesn't agree with! When I go to work tonight I am going to tell everyone to shut their dribbles when they piss me off :-)

Not a fan of Khedira from what I have seen of him. It's his passing range that bothers me. I'm all for us biying a strong presence in mid but if we do then we will have to buy another player in the guise of a creator. Fuck it, we are rich let's just buy everyone!

The fan definitely said something to make him laugh. I thought he called him a moppy head wanker but if it was a Sideshow Bob reference and he understood it then that is fucking brilliant.

I think and feel the same way as you both about the contribution of Nando's goals. For the sheer favt that a 50 million pound striker should be scoring in big games with big goals and the Arsenal game is one of the only games I can remember him doing it. The open goal miss against United still sticks out a mile in my memoirs of Nando's time here lol. Though they have been of little importance let's at least give him some credit for scoring them and actually helping us get to the Europa final. They might not have all been winners but they can be considered as cousion goals thay let you take your foot of the gas and make substitutions to rest key players in such a busy schedule. Call me an optimist and generous for giving him such credit but I think his 20 or so goals at least deserve as such.

I agree. As much as I would love for him to come here I just can't see him coming. The pricetag around his neck and wage demabds are just ridiculous. He may be happy at Napoli but I can see him leaving this summer and I have a gut feeling that Man City is the most likely destination which if instinct serves me right I will be beyond gutted. I would rather him join Madrid for obvious reasons. Like you said I believe Lewa is the most realistic option for us but if somehow Roman and his crew pulled of the signing of Ed It would put us back amongst the big boys as real contenders instead of sluggin with a fighters chance!

That is exactly how I feel and have felt towards the true replacement of Drogba. Cavani has been the ideal replacement from day of Didier's departure. He is just soo classy and his name is one of those names that when you see it on the oppisition's team sheet, you simply shit your knickers!

As much as you make this deal sound realistic and advantageous to our cause, I'd rather buy Cavani. Only because Cavani for me is the best striker in the world. Lewandowski would fit our system and is the ideal candidate but Cavani is just special.

I agree with TOPTB but hasn't most of our switched in fans been saying this about Lewandowski for a while now. It's been obvious for a season or few that Dortmund is like a finished us! Though if we get it right I do believe we can be better than what they were this year!

20 useless goals? Since when has a goal been considered 'useless' in a game of football?

I like him and yh he is awesome but so is Chalobah.

If Ake is getting playing time in the first team then Chalobah should be in my opinion!

I remember being in school in a French class around 7-8 years ago and a lad who goes by the name of Samuel Stolton use to talk about football every fucking French lesson. Anyway this geezer said to me watch out for Cavani he will be the best striker in the world one day. I was like who the fuck is Edison Cavani mate. So I have looked him up on Facebook and sent his address to Roman and said here is the no.1 scout and he is a free agent :-)

Luiz smiling was fucking hilarious.. I was already wetting myself over his rant for the throw in then he smiled on the floor and I actually pissed my pants! Love Luiz. Great 3 points lads.

That game seems like a decade ago!

Mata would be a good Cappo because he shows passion in his play and always gives 100%. For me though Luis is the right character for the job.

Yea mate. I can City getting Cavani and few other targets too with appointing that dude who was the guy at Barca signing all the top players.