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Dude you are very confused lol. I can't be assed to explain because you are one of those ignorant, 'my shit doesn't stink' kind of people... ask Muzchap what he meant. He will confirm with you that I was indeed right in correcting you. He even thanked me for it. Enough of this shit anyway, I wasn't intending to offend but you clearly won't accept that you misunderstood the details of his post.

Daym i was really crossing my fingers for DDR or Luis Gustavo to join us. Our mid would have been the best in the world. I'm not saying it can't be still but our defensive midfield area will definitely need working on with the curren options available to Mou. If anyone can turn Mikel from average to world class though it is definitely Mou. Essien looks like he can still a job and I strongly believed he could have last season and was genuinely annoyed at us loaning him out to Real Madrid.

I know what it meant from reading it properly.. which you obviously didn't do bro. Re-read it and you can see what meant evem if he didn't word it perfectly.

He meant who plays with the 26 shirt for another team not Chelsea mate. Calm down!

Jovetic to City and Marquinhos to PSG. Would have loved to see Marquinhos join us. Not fusded about Jovetic but Marquinhos, he's class. We need a DM and Striker more importantly though.

Trust absolutely nothing until it's officially reported on Sky Sports News. Don't mistake Sky Sports News rumours for deals being confirmed. The rest are all rumours built on events.

Wallace looked sharp. Really impressive half by him. Overall I think KDB bossed it as expected and it was a fairly decent performance for our first pre season friendly. Glad for Lukaku taking his chance.. that's the confidence I want to see in our strikers. I was watching the game thinking.. fuck me and we still have Mata, Oscar, Luiz and Torres to return from holidays. If we get Rooney or Zlatan and maybe De Rossi we are going to have a monster of a team.

We haven't offered anyone as part of the deal mate. SSN has confirmed that!

If you watched this link then you will know what I have known all along. Zlatan is just confident not disruptive. As a Chelsea fan you should know how bad the media can be towards certain players and teams. And He rates Mourinho as one of the best managers in the world. Sign him!

Yea seriously dude. I complained about it before in the feedback thread and one of the admins said they know it doesn't work very well and i would just have to deal with it.

No offence mate but the search feature is wank. It never finds anything I search for. I have tried every possible way to use it aswell but it is something that just doesn't work.

I got two words for ya ... Di Canio!

Yea right but in the big scheme of things, if you were Ed you would want the same as the next guy eh! Especially when your worth 53 big ones.

The geezer on Sky Sports News says that Cavani would be hit with a 75% tax reduction on his wages. So 75% of the reported 160.000 a week pay check can't be right.

Couldn't give a flying fuck about his past now. Yea i nearly smashed every item of my living room up when he scored that goal in the 97th after biting Ivan but if Suarez joined us we would have such a ridiculous team that every club in the would fear. I could look past Suarez and his previous for that pure feeling of everyone fearing the prospect of playing us. Mata, Hazard, Lampard, Oscar, De Bruyne, Schurrle, Lukaku, Torres/Ba and Suarez as our main attacking options, oh fuck me I need some pussy to kill this hardon. Also with MvG, Ramires, Luiz and possibily De Rossi in mid too. Do we need a defence with that much talent in mid and up top!!!!!

The Gladitorial De Rossi, alongside Cesar, under Romans rule.. I fucking love Chelsea's Empire!

Was really skeptical about the possibility of signing Rooney at first but I was just trying to kid myself into thinking it would be a bad idea for some strange reason. When you sit and really think of how good it would be to have Rooney playing in our current squad, the idea is mouthwatering. Though I just can't see it happening. It's hard to know what rumours slash news have any subastance to them at all these days. What is the real possibility of this happening!!?! I have no idea!!!!!

Oh fuck yh hah. That's why they worship him at KoTD. (Canadian Rap battle league)! My bad !!

What are we panicking over?

You will win it.. I will step up my efforts month after month! Enjoy your summer BluesChick! :-D

I remember Zaki ... he was immense in that one season he had. Was his temper that let him down though I think. Bit of a livewire!

Oh I'm calm and I'm right too! =}

Very dissapointed to see our fans reacting like little brats just because it looks like we are set to miss out on Edinson, though it doesn't surprise me at all. It's embarrassing reading the 'if we wanted him, we could have him in a heartbeat' comments towards PSG and the fans of Naples. I only have to mention Neymar in the same argument for people to realize that believe it or not but SW6 isn't the given destination for whom every top player desires to play out their career. It's been a while since we had that ability to out-price all rival bidders and strangle the market with Romans millions. If Cavani wants to join PSG then fuck him, let him join a weaker league. I'm startimg to feel against the big money signings now anyways and i think a lot of people would agree that yes although you do need to sign big players, we also have a very exciting project of youth for future stability underway that we should focus on. If need be then sign a less flashy striker who can score and help grow with Lukaku by hims side in the same squad... Benteke!

I hate it when people say that kind of crap about a striker. Look at Cavani's goals for the season past and you will see many deflected goals. The point is, he is a striker and his job is to put the ball in the net and if it deflects on the way in what the fuck does it matter. Benteke is like Cavani in the sense that he is always in the right place at the right time. He is proven in the Prem and just look at how he nearly devastated our Champions League hopes last season at Villa. Lucky he was sent off tbh.

Flo was the name on the back of my first Chelsea shirt. The Million Dollar version of Crouch.