manpe

there

I didn't actually ask him, it was all a hoax

Yeah sorry. I tend to search reasons to pick on people when I'm in shit mood.

What was it about?

Henrique was clearly joking. Fucking hell have people lost their sense of humour? The McCartney/Lennon "quote" was a blatant give away and if you didn't see that, then you ain't the sharpest tool either.

I dislike those people more saying they hate Torres more because he didn't show up, without knowing all the facts. That is one of the great problems of people - coming to premature conclusions without knowing any facts. That's called prejudice and those same people probably preach against it whenever they can, hypocrites. If he decided to spend time with his family and son, then fair play to him, family always comes first.

I would wish him all sorts of things, but he doesn't read this thread, so I'm not going to.

I don't think he meant that he plays like Torres in the EPL. I think he meant that against a crap side he performed better, like everybody else in the team tbf. It wasn't the kind of game where you can evaluate players tbh, the opposing team had nothing to win or lose, their spirits were broken the moment they flopped their penalty and we scored ours. They weren't even trying. If the team, including Hazard, hadn't performed well, my spidey sense would have been tingling.

His name puts me off... Fernandinho. But he looks quality, wouldn't mind him here.

It's the kind of penalty when it goes in, everybody says "brilliant", "intelligent", "cool", "confident". But when it gets saved everybody goes "stupid", "unconvincing" etc. The Panenka penalty is the same, if you score you look badass, if you flop it you look like a donkey. The Panenka (or Pirlo penalty, call it what you want) is actually nothing special, you just place the ball in the middle when you know that there is a 90% chance that the keeper will dive either side. I prefer Lampard's method of smashing the roof off when he's hitting in the middle, less chance of cocking it up. I actually think hitting it in the middle is a bit cowardly, but necessary when you need the highest chance to score (exactly what Lamps does). But that's going off topic now.

That's how he does it, he scores before transfer windows to ensure he doesn't leave. Against West Ham before summer, against Barca last year, in August when the window was still open, and now. It's a diabolic scheme. He does score when he wants. It's like me in high school, I made a real effort only before exams when I was in danger of being kicked out.

Did he? I don't recall it. Any video or gif of it?

Yeah, he was everywhere once in midfield. It was like a kid in Disneyland - wanting to go everywhere, running amok from all the excitement It was only after his unnecessary yellow when he calmed down. You could tell he liked it, Brazilians find playing in defence boring.

He could have so easily had a hattrick yesterday, it was basically delivered to him by FedEx. He's lucky his last clear cut chance was in a meaningless game at 6-1, otherwise we'd all be fuming.

So it seems this blockbuster of a game has come to a dramatic conclusion - Ferreira has made an appearance this season. Thanks to everyone for participating. I'm sorry this is over for it was such a fruitful source of fun, but God's will has come to life. I proudly present to you the winner - MANPE. Well done lad, you're the wittiest most talented most handsome guy on here.

THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY MY HEAD EXPLODED! naah seriously, you can do better son

We would get murdered by playing our youths/reserves. Remember, teams like Atletico play in that competition, they don't take it lightly and they already raped our strongest team. We will have to be at our best to win this competition.

Too bad this game ended up counting for nothing

Of course he scored tonight, it was a training match after all

Just like Drake, Bieber and Snoop Dogg are Chelsea supporters?

If he's being mute he's as good as dead

He can get caught nevertheless now that you mentioned it, because all they have to do is look at cap's IPs and see if some other user has used that IP. And why would admins read random users' PMs? He's too paranoid. Although now my inbox is probably bugged.. god damn it

Is he really?? Why hasn't he contacted me even though I'm showing the most love? Either you're lying or he's an inconsiderate ungrateful son of a doc and I don't want him back.

Oh my word not one of those again

Wtf are you on about? I'm talking about bringing back cap.