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Impossible, there are no managers left.

Did Moses say it was a good ball from Meireles?

Peace.

They say money is the devil, you will sell your soul for it. Is this what has happened to Chelsea? Sadly I'm too young to know.

The problem is he can't do that unless he gets his badges (I think)

We're getting smacked nonetheless

Exactly what I thought when I saw that. I had the same face on. He was the best outfield player, at least in 1st half.

Moses/Marin on one wing and Hazard or Mata on the other. But I would actually like Moses and Marin to play together some time. They are our only genuine wingers. We do have players to play in 4-3-3, we might lack a bit of muscle but hopefully that can be compensated with other things.

After Makelele left Mikel has played there fairly well. This pivot thing started only since Robbie took over, up until then it was predominantly 4-3-3 where Mikel played. It's not as if it's a new thing for us. I don't see why he or even Romeu can't play there. It should at least be tried, it's clear as daylight that 4-2-3-1 doesn't suit our current batch.

Vision my balls. He needs to get in the box and score or help others score, not lag where he isn't supposed to be.

When Lampard comes back we need to play him in a 4-3-3. He's our best finisher and he needs to be free to attack the box, not be crippled in a pivot. I'm serious about this, we need to accomodate him back in the team the way it suits him. Watching Ramires trying to build attacks or lining up for a shot is agonizing. Even though Lamps is slow he can still pick a pass and get the ball over the line. I think a midfield 3 of Mikel, Oscar and Lampard could work well. I'm tired of this 4-2-3-1 bollocks. It worked well at first yes, but we've been found out since. And yes I remember 4-3-3 wasn't perfect under AVB either, but we have different players now and surely it's worth at least trying? I mean what's the harm?

I have a goatee too, it makes me look manly and covers my insecurities

First I must say I'm honoured you mentioned me in your 3000th post. I fucking love you Ryan I wish I lived in Scotland so we could cuddle. About Irn Bru. Apparently they never make their destinations, it's so good and tempting that postal workers drink them before they make it out of the country. I'm demanding reposts until this thirsty fucker drinks himself to death. Like Kel from Kenan & Kel... he drank so much orange soda that his organs turned orange. Except in real life you die from it.

@We Hate Scouse, are you still crying over your heart which I stole from you?

Depends on what you're into, but I think you would have liked it, since you know.. you like wearing rompers, which indicates you invite your guests in through the backdoor. Just sayin...

I took it seriously because I have, in fact, gone down on capriccioso. Don't blame me, I thought he was Italian at first because of his nickname and you know how Italians are with their silky smooth hair and tanned bodies. Anyway, once he took his speculum out I realized something was fishy (most likely his groin, dirty bastard).

I didn't even know romper was a word, why go all hostile? I guess hot temper is just part of you. I pronounce your name as 'roomper' in my head. Rmpr is rather difficult to pronounce, much like Skrtl or Skrtel or whatever the fuck this asshole's name is. And what does romper mean exactly? Quick google shows it's some ugly dress worn by women, who apparently like taking it up the butt.

@Rmpr, change your avatar back. Yellow suited you, when I saw yellow, I knew it was Roomper.

What is it with technical players and Chelsea? The only times when I was sure we could string meaningful passes together and beat men in 1-1 situations were under Mourinho's first 2 years and the freak period under Carlo. Every other time our flair players seem to be completely different from what they were in their previous clubs or for their national teams. For example Oscar... when I watched him for Brazil I could count bad passes and turnovers on one hand, now even our most creative players are as productive (read: wasteful) as Ramires. Kalou came with high hopes, but he completely stagnated. Sheva, Torres, Kezman flopped - all rather technical pacey players. Maybe strong bulldozers like Drogba, Essien and Ballack are simply our thing? It's too early to say though, but at the moment everything we do offensively is chaotic. For fuck's sake we got our asses handed to us by Swansea, WBA, Fulham and fucking Wet Spam. This is worryingly close to what Liverpool is doing and now we have their ex gaffer and blonde fuck spearheading our club. I think some critics need to be directed towards our coaching team. We have been struggling under the same problems for years yet there is little to no progress to be seen. I don't think it's enough to simply change managers, something needs to be changed on a wider scale. Are our coaches good enough?

I'm just posting here to demonstrate my new sig. Can I get a virtual high five? No??

Lmao at goal.com Title: Essien returns to Chelsea as injury cuts Madrid jaunt short Article: "Essien is not injured but is suffering from an allergic reaction to a drug," stated Karanka at a press conference.

Yeah yeah, your mouth is foaming. You pin-pointed him as your main contender for postcount so you disqualified him. You couldn't have gone to university knowing your lack of free time could cost you your position, so it was either him or the uni. Two members who got under the skins of egomaniac staffies got banned. This whole thing reeks of conspiracy you dirty freemason.

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For being a silly cunt