BlueLion.

Shevchenko mk. II.

Greatest manager in the sport, no doubt.

This trophy has suddenly become our immediate priority. A cup win this season would indicate some sort of progress and be used as a marker for future seasons.

Unfortunately my knowledge of French is somewhat limited to my GCSE studies, but that is nonetheless an impressive compilation from what I can understand of it. Kudos for the work and effort you put in!

Anelka likes playing against Blackburn so I hope he starts.

Absolutely. People don't seem to realise that unless you are Barcelona or Man City, you can't play exceptional football and look to win every game. We will lose games 5-3 and we will win games 5-3, this is how we play now.

That is a very fair point. I can only assume the lads practice penalties in training, meaning they are able to decide amongst themselves who should take it. The obvious hierarchy is Lampard > Drogba > Anelka > whoever feels confident, and I can't complain with that.

I think that's the best thing though to be honest, we can't expect anything from him because of these injuries. I won't be surprised if he retires soon.

It was bad enough having people call for Carlo's head. When Villas-Boas arrived, we were winning games 5-1 and the world was all rosy, he was the perfect manager. Two sub-par results (I won't say bad because a draw away in Europe is acceptable, in my opinion) and suddenly he has no intelligence. The immaturity on here is no longer surprising, though, unfortunately.

Chelsea and Stamford Bridge are synonymous. We were created because of the ground, afterall. Stamford Bridge may not be the biggest or the best stadium, but it is the only ground in England with four architecturally-different stands, which is a wonderful statistic.

We've had 16 games under Villas-Boas. Won ten, drawn three, lost three. Par for the course I'd say, we are just about where most fans would have expected at this stage.

Villas-Boas has shown that his definite spine consists of Cech, Bosingwa, Cole, Ramires, Mata and Sturridge. All other positions are largely down to rotation.

I've amended your sig as well mate

Screenshot?

Done

Bullet. Dodged.

Doing his best to emulate Cech then.

Wow Frank was cute as a kid Still does the exact same thing as a man now, running with his thumbs in the air haha The commentator saying that he is "a considerable talent." If only you knew!

Essien is not the player he was but he can still do a job for us.

Just seeing the name Essien in the team line-up makes us look so much stronger. Cech Ivanovic - Luiz - Terry - Cole Essien Ramires - Lampard Sturridge - Mata Torres

I'm going to assume Oriol learnt English at school, because he speaks it particularly well!

Rumour has it, that expression is not too dissimilar to his sex face.

I'm looking forward to our customary clean sheet at Ewood Park tomorrow.

We should offer £100 million for all three