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Gordon Ramsey is such a mental fucker! Watching Hells Kitchen and he was making them dig for scallops in like 6 ft piles of ice wtf....... one guy ended up with a bleeding nose somehow? crazy.

or go and dropkick Pino Da Costa 29593593 times before he is willing to sell to us for 30 million.

Notice how you said "potential transfer" which means we might actually need to go and buy another winger as Hulk might not come... plus Malouda is meant to be going to Brazil hopefully so we won't have 5 if he goes. Sadly I can see Hulk not coming now and us getting someone completely average like Walcott

I know, would be amazing though if we had a second choice half as good as him

Either Modric isn't getting 14 or Modric might not even come at all... which is probably the most likely. Happy to see KDB will get a chance to compete for a place in pre season, hope he is part of the squad this season.

Cheeky bid for Joe Hart would be nice instead of Turnbull. Wont happen though but if it did I would eat my foot.

Might as well try and sign Usain Bolt up if we want this guy.... all he is a sprinter lmao. EDIT: Fs someone beat me to the Usain Bolt idea

Lloris is basically up for sale though, Lyons chairman said if they get the right bid hes free to go. 15 million would probably do the trick as well when they could so much more for him..

The Madrid One.... noooooooooot Gonna say SeB as well. Class posts as per usual.

The official twitter account posted a link to a blog on the website, that doesn't confirm we are signing him.... despite reports making it look that we are.

HE LEAVES WHEN HE WANTS, HE LEAVES WHEN HE WANTS, ROBIN VAN PERSIE, HE LEAVES WHEN HE WANTS!! Lets see how Arsenal do now without him.

HAHAHAH THIS WOULD BE QUALITY. PIERS MORGAN WOULD BE CRYING FOR CENTURIES!!!!

I doubt that, remember against West Brom when our own fans were singing your getting sacked in the morning?

Heard Santos had offered Ganso 115k p/w.

I miss AVB sadly, will hate seeing him as Spurs boss

Isn't Witsel not basically for sale? Sign him up !

Yeah but as someone said its usually 50-50 not 90-10 by the sounds of Hulk's rights.

I see that Paddy McCourt was in that first post, what a beast that man could be when he wants. Lol

If he is cheaper then 20 quid then surely we will sign him

Suppose he does offer the chance to rest Mata but I meant more that we had signed him a few years too late. Maybe if we got him 3-4 years ago he would of been much more useful.

Oh aye a forgot about Insigne, seen one of the Napoli fans post a video about him somewhere and he looked quite good. Hes like 5 ft 4 or something? Has some amount of pace and close control.

Gianluca Di Marzio(Sky Sports): Maicon is close to joining Chelsea for 8M. Negotiations between Inter and Chelsea at a very advanced stage. #CFC -S

They have a ready made replacement in Eduardo Vargas surely... or will they look to bring another winger in?

How the fuck in modern football do 2 clubs own one player, in a percentage of 90 to 10? Da Fuq

Why the fuck would he want go and play with David Beckham?