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Wait how could I have forgotten that? A late Gus Poyet goal wasn't it... sure it was ooooooomg

What about that cock Ross Turnbull who takes up a home grown spot despite being one of the world goal keepers ever? Or Henrique "golden oldie" Hilario? Takes up a foreign spot? Also I'd much rather Cech as backup than Turnbull or Hilario... I'm unsure if he'd stay to be no.2 but I'm sure he would. He seems really loyal, I'm sure hes had chances to leave Chelsea before.

Win this and we have won the biggest trophies around (PL, CL, CWC well thats if we win it ) expect the Super Cup because of that motherfucker Falcao...

Well imo I believe Cech will continue in net this season, the next one and the one after (hopefully Thibaut will be on loan at a PL club(s) for 2 seasons after his loan spell finishes at Atletico) giving us a 22/23 year old replacement who is more than capable and has some experience in the PL. Then Cech will hopefully stay and be back up to him providing him with help!

If we lose this game I am going to hunt down all the members of JLS and cut their voice cords out and sellotape them to a alligators penis and then send it to Rafa. See how JLS like it trying to sign like high pitch squeeky bastards with no voice chords and see if Rafa will mistaken the alligators penis as a sausage roll. Random, too much vitamins for one day... Honestly though we lose this then I'm going to start doubting Rafa's ability as a manager more..... and the players abilities too (bar Torres already know he is a fucking useless cunt)...

Did I just see someone wanting Bent over Bony? Please don't say that....

Happy Birthday

I do like him but I feel he might have suffered a bit because of Napoli loaning Gargano out to Inter. Gargano and Inler was a perfect combination imo.

Rmpr has been a great poster this month so I'm nominating him Few others guys who shouldn't feel too hard done by as they were good posters too this month SeB, , Henrique and Leif

I've seen one of those about AVB, Wenger and now Rafa.. hahaha

So you never got it? Aw poor show by the bastards delivering it... I love you too Manpe, you sexy Estonian

Just me or does anyone reckon Rafa's goatee will last longer than at the club?

Your having a party in the pub without me, shame on yous. manpe how was the Irn Bru, I remember you saying you ordered it ages ago.. forgot to see if you liked it... oh yeah btw 3000 posts!!!!! woooooooooo !!!!!!!!!! wooooooooo!!!!!

Okore will score a hattrick of own goals since hes a Chelsea fan.

We got Hammered... simple as. Still I'd rather we were in experienced hands (Benitez) in the slump right now than in inexperienced hands (Robbie), we stuck by AVB in a slump and things got worse day by day... its not just Rafa's fault, I didn't see the game but we sounded pretty fucking shit in the second half. Time to start blaming players, not managers.

Another thread, fucking get a grip.

Oscars not starting, tbh thank god he'd probably get snapped by one of those stupid West Ham players

If he gets put clean through and does what he did against the Seattle Sounders (poor touch, recovered due to his speed, went round keeper and scored) I won't really mind. His first touch needs to be great with his back to goal, or when hes not running into space where he can recover it if its a bit iffy. I think if you've got a lot of pace and your first touch isn't the greatest but isn't the worst, when your clean through on goal you've always got a chance in recovering the ball. Sounds stupid but yeah Hes got a few assists for WBA doesn't he? Fortunes goal vs Sunderland and Billy Jones goal vs whoever (the guy scored a deflected shot) might have been vs Southampton/Reading can't remember exactly....

His speed should make up for his poor first touch, well if he gets a first touch into space it should. Still needs to improve for keeping the ball with his back to goal.

El Shaarawy really has come on leaps and bounds since I last seen him play, exceptional player.

Might rename myself Ryan Davealdinho and see if the club take a punt on me . Seem to be linked to a lot of Brazilians that rarely anyones heard of so why not haha. Lets be honest, nobody on this forum could be as bad as Torres .

You can keep your average players (Fellaini too) yeah we shall just agree to disagree haha

A win would be great.

Na I think Fellaini is a decent enough player if you play to his strengths which is kicking the ball high for him but hes an average player technically, poor passer, poor tackler etc he wouldn't fit a side based on possession football. At Utd they would never build a term around him due to the players they have and neither should we. Really a fight with Mirallas? Lol wow never heard anything about that!