OneMoSalah

When we don't play Mata we play shit, we need to sign someone of a similar caliber to rotate and possibly put in the same team as Mata. Isco has played numerous positions and been Malaga's stand out player.

Done my maths exam, no exams until the 4th now! Yay Only problem is I think I did a bit shitty in the non calculator part of the exam but the calculator part was relatively easy.

Yeah, I got a few "you can tell your Scottish because your a cunt comments" from some English blokes And Spike pointed out how pale I was...

Just found this, my god put still game back on the tele! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuL70zG0UH0&feature=fvwp&NR=1 Spike is Bobby the arsehole barman

Mourinho had issues with Marcelo and his defensive abilities when he took over at Real but he soon sorted it so who knows? Mourinho could take Luiz to another level. Doubt Luiz will be sold anyway. Hes vital to us now a days.

Just smashed a graph comm exam, literally the easiest thing I've ever sat. No joke. 1000000000000% certain I passed

Fuck you and your sister. I'm watching this film then I'm coming for her.

I don't have a fucking sister, end of cunt.

More like what isn't/hasn't gone on here.

Hahahhaha god the similarities between Scotland and Australia. Ironically most Scots think that is a 10/10 too

Apparently not Jake is ranked higher than Justin Timberlake in Aussieland's top 100 but still they tell him to come as a friend? Da fuq?

No I've never been to T and don't intend on going, biggest heap of shit ever and Example is a cunt so I doubt I'll be there. I will not be showing off anything at a music gig bar my hatred for Justin Bieber by possibly decapitating him.

Aye except the ones who are caught shagging outside tents at T in the Park or being fingered at an Example concert in Aberdeen aye they are alright ahhahahahahhaha Honestly I'd go as far to say Susan Boyle is in the top 100 in Scotland HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHH fuck she is not

whatthemata all I'm saying

I thought a fucking Syrian was an alien at first reading that but then I remembered what a stupid cunt I can be sometimes and that what I said was ridiculous even though I've watched that many films with aliens and shit in them the last week (mostly riddick on repeat). I thought of Sireon from Lord of the Rings too, fuck I'm losing it. Yeah Syrian women are beautiful, I don't know how but they just are..... damn

Send her a semi naked photo of you in a beanie, that will sway her. The BF will be gone like that. Then you get her to come to you and boom.

Just fucking do it you randy Australian.

My German mate has a fit cousin and one of my other mates sister is stunning so the banter is usually good and includes their sister/cousin.

Fuck you sister fucker. I don't have no sister that you can fuck, sadly or I'd pledge her to you as you are Sir Spike

Haha 1) my father is too cool to be you, 2) I am beautiful in my own way, 3) I dont have a sister. 4) Fuck you

What the fuck has happened to you today/tonight you mad son of a gun?

Mate, speak to Vin Diesels bicep. Its huge, its probably the size of Scotland, he and Lukaku are rare breeds of men, absolute tanks. Vin Diesel may be a nerd but he looks like he kicks heads in when the comic book store are out of batman comics. Also the bit I made bold, I'm glad you said your foot and not your third leg too, its safe to say if you had said your pecker then wow, there would be madness in the fucking pub.

Vin Diesel is about as wide as a bus, he'll beat the fuck out of the whole of Australia mate.

His West Ham days he was really chubbyish. His dad used to train him to get him fitter and into better shape when he was younger. Worked a treat.