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Hahaha I should have seen this coming Although I expected more something like a GIF of JT having sex with Darth Vader or something..

Bartoli is hotter than Sharapova

^^ No you pervs, if I'm changing my avatar, it's still going to be JT No.

Worst part is, it is even recycled news. I remember reading about this a few months ago..

Thinking about finally changing avatars. What do you guys think?

They're only shooting themselves in the foot because the year after that none of those players will be with them and they'll have to rebuild their team almost from scratch.

United play an attacking system built around their strikers. Their midfielders and wingers main job is to create chances for the strikers. We on the other hand never rely on our strikers for goals. Just compare the goals our midfield scores to united's. The percentage of goals scored by our strikers may vary a little from season to season, but we'll never be as reliant on them as Manchester are. And that, imo, is a good thing. Now, the reasons why that percentage has dropped in the past couple of seasons are two. First, our main strikers seriously lacking some clinical finishing. This is something we can improve on. The other and bigger reason is the change in our attacking system. Now more than ever, our attacks are based on our attacking midfielders more than our strikers. The striker is almost a mere distraction at times. We use the striker to move defenders and create space for attacking midfielders to run into. The positional freedom that our front four have and their ability to interchange roles is our biggest asset in attack, imo. That won't change regardless of who or if we sign someone in the market. Regarding our activity in the market, I honestly don't think we will sign a striker this summer. First, we just signed a striker in January. We also have Lukaku coming back from loan and he has earned a chance with the first team. While Torres will not be sold simply because no one is willing to pay his wages. So basically we have three strikers that aren't going anywhere while playing a system that only utilizes one striker. Buying a fourth striker would not make any sense and would cause a lot of needless headaches for the manager.

Feeling relaxed. Home alone for the weekend with literally nothing to do..

About Suarez or Scarlett? No, I completely get your point, I can't see my self rooting for him either. Besides, he's only leaving Liverpool because he wants to leave England, why would he come here?! Exactly. I even believe that the rumors linking us to Cavani, Hulk and Falcao are bullshit.

Oh, okay. Thanks

The chances of us signing Suarez are about the same as me finding Scarlett Johansson in my bed when when I go to sleep tonight. It's just there hasn't really been much transfer sagas and big deals so far this window and the papers are trying to seel some stories..

What's with our new signings saying "yeah" after each word? Was it part of the job description or something.. Anyway, I'm glad the deal is done before the preseason so we can get a good look at him with the team...once he's done enjoying all the "nice bitches" of course..

How did you know?! Speaking of "there", what exactly is "there". I only stuck around to read something about sinks falling asleep and a bitch super mario..

Wait, is it official yet?

Voted Stingray. One of the few times that the member I nominate actually makes it to the poll!

@Stingray, WTF did I just search/see/attempt to read? I could have happily lived my entire life without knowing about those two sites Screw this shit. I'm better off just going to bed..

Might as well just sell him to them.

But I don't think that one has to go. Jose can rotate them just like he rotated Dorgba, Crespo, Gudjohnsen in the 05-06 season.

Or worse. What of he changes into a guy who keeps posting perverted, often gay, memes all over the pub?!

But you see us winning by starting Torres and Lukaku?! Ba is by no means world-class, but mediocre is extremely harsh. He is a prolific goal scorer. We won a lot of games with him starting last season include knocking the eventual champions out of the FA cup.

You know if something has happened to the boy, it's on your head!

Lukaku and Torres have a similar playing style. They both like to play on the counter and run at defenders. Ba on the other hand is our only target man and our best striker at hold up play. He gives Jose a different tactical option. I think he will get playing time, especially against weaker teams that park the bus.

He just signed 6 months ago and still has 3 years on his contract. Why would he leave now?

Good after noon

Haha yeah. For some reason a lot of people hate them and make a lot of jokes about them on the internet