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Well, well, well....look who's caught now!

Oh, shit! I didn't think you'd see that, dear. I was just showing them my huge light saver! Sorry?

I think the way you can include everything in it is by adding 'weights' to everything. For example, losing possession or missed pass in defense should have, let's say 5 times, the weight of losing the ball in the final third. So may be you could have a point system for every thing, kind of like fantasy football points but much more 'technical' and advanced. Like a goal could be worth 15 positive points while a red card 20 negative points. The trick would of course be to find the fitting weight for every action. You'll probably need a program to implement this, though.

Brilliant stuff mate. I have suggestion, what if the stat is 'per zone'. Meaning the stat to be divided into first, middle and last third. Because obviously losing the ball in the final third is not as bad as losing the ball in the middle or worse in defense. But that will take very accurate stats.

True that he is 40, but he is a goal keeper, so stamina and pace don't really come into the equation for him. Regardless of his age, he is still a much better keeper than Federici who is incredibly error prone. No idea who that other guy is, though..

Well enlighten us then instead of using sarcasm. Who would overtake Schwarzer in the Australian NT of he did not play regularly next season?

Exactly, he doesn't even have any competition in the Australian NT. If we're going to spend 10m on a homegrown GK, I'd much rather we get someone who could actually retain his price if we want to sell him when Courtois comes back from loan. Someone like Boro's Steele who for me is much better than Buttland.

Well, tbf, they never saw him playing last season so they wouldn't know..

I feel your pain, bro..

Hey, that's my line! Let me do it: Tiwaz...he is not your father!

Speaking of Vader, this is just so LOOOOL:

He'd wish! We broke up a couple of weeks ago and I am in no way going back to him. He can't cook, he loves the Jonas brothers and his face looks like -_______- ! Well you know what they say, women can't resist poetry:

Wait, if I'm Darth Vader, does that mean I get all the girls?

I look like a complete idiot watching Tennis. I keep yelling at my TV and clapping for the good shots

The 90s probably... No seriously, I have no idea, sorry.

HAHAHAHA May the force be with us! I liked the pink one more, tbh

Congrats, mate. Very happy for you

Wise choice!

Don't know about superman, but you can definitely get me, Darth Fader:

They'll probably get naughty and send you pictures of them selves wearing underwear...over their pants

Well we could either be cynical and say his agent screwed him over or try to be kind and say he probably wanted to come here real bad.

Just send them the pics you posted above and you'll get thousands of men!

Yes but they were never going to afford someone of Navas' quality to replace him. They win because they didn't have to pay anything and Marco is on 20k/wk only.

The thing is, Chelsea don't care about 2-3 or even millions profit so selling is not exactly appealing to us. On the other hand, Thorgan has showed amazing development last season and might actually have a chance to make it here if he has a similar couple of seasons. So unless Thorgan himself asks the club to sell him, I don't see it happening.