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That look you have in your avatar is what broke him. When we all sit here bored for the next couple of weeks because no one is posting GIFs, it'll all be your fault!

Chelsea have announced the signing of Ex-Fulham goalkeeper Mark Schwarzer on a free transfer. The 40yo has tonight signed a one-year contract. 'It's a phenomenal club,' he said upon signing. 'It's one of the biggest and best clubs in the world, and it's an honour to sign for Chelsea. I didn't take much convincing to come here.' http://www.chelseafc.com/news-article/article/3233254/title/chelsea-sign-mark-schwarzer

Done deal: http://www.chelseafc.com/news-article/article/3233254/title/chelsea-sign-mark-schwarzer Well that escalated quickly!

Yeah it does seem real now that there is another one. Great signing if true. Beats paying 10m for Ruddy..

I did a google search by image for the pic and got "Kevin De Bruyne Chelsea". Not sure if that is means it is photoshopped or what..

Well I was actually just joking Well I support any decision you make, mate and I kinda see the point that you are making although I don't see the harm in posting weird memes in the pub, we're all just having a laugh here. Anyway, I don't blame you. We both know it's all @Barbara's fault..

That crown has changed you, man

Do you guys notice that @Stingray has stopped posting here lately? He thinks he's better than us ever since he won that MOTM award..

The very concept is flawed. Just because most people agree in something does not make it right/in their best interest. The masses will always be easily manipulated by the media and money so the decision will never truly be in the hands of the people. The true 'spirit' of democracy, just like socialism, is achievable. I often find that political dictatorships result in much more stable and secure countries. I'm much more social and interactive over the internet or phone (I was having this discussion with Jason the other day..). It's not something I control, I just feel like I'm being drained of energy whenever I'm around crowds

Atheist actually. But I'm much better actor than Shalhoub

Me neither

Benitez is a lot of things, but unprofessional is not one of them..

Oh I feel awesome. Nothing like waking up to the sound of a fucking explosion!

Yes he is. Bamford is also taller than that.

Hold your horses, people. I'm sure he's headed to spurs. We have Lukaku, signing Benteke would make no sense at all.

Hello How has your vacation been so far? Hope you're having loads of fun

No problem. I was not offended

First time KSA, Iraq and Iran all agree on one day in a long time.

We have 18 different sects and religions in Lebanon; Muslims, Christians and even a Jewish minority (about 0.1%). Muslim extremism has never been associated with Lebanon. We never had any until the past decade. If you are referring to Hezboullah, they are Muslims, but they are not extremists.

Why would you assume that?

I thought it was Wednesday.. Anyway, Ramadan Mubarak to all Muslims

No I meant why are we keeping him?

You don't think we would have tried to sell him if it weren't for his wages? He had the worst season and a half I've ever seen a player have. You don't think the club wanted to get rid of him if they could?!

Why is he still here then?

27 is not too hot. We get a few days over 40 degrees here. Now that is what I call too hot!