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Like a lot of users I used to get nosebleeds a lot as a kid and I never got dizy or vomited. Go to a doctor ASAP.

He probably too good for League One. He needs a year long loan at a club like Blackpoo, Bolton or Swansea.

I like that idea. I've heard he is very similar to Steven Gerrard. I think if Torres can achieve two seasons with 20+ goals, it will be an astounding success.

Wow, that is terrible. The M5 is the massive highway that goes through England, isn't it?

Watching him at Barca, I've noticed he quite a nasty temper. And I distinctly remember Messi kicking the hell out of a sound mic at the CL Final last year. He had just scored a goal and part of his celebration involved an innocent mic being blasted by his foot.

Then we will walk to AVB's house and yell very loudly till he changes formation tactics. Or we could do what he did to Sir Bobby Robson and leave a critically scathing letter on his doorstep. 4-4-2? I tell you what I prefer Benzema, Higuian, Torres and Sturridge rotating for spots than the current crop of Fowards we have. Lukaku will be on loan of course.

In some opinions (including mine) Messi already has.

Essien's luck when playing for Ghana...well, it is best not to talk about it.

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Probable scenario: Joins Real Madrid, breaks his leg in three spots on his debut. Is sold to an Italian team next transfer window for £10 million.

I think we should buy Borussia Dortmund and use it as a talent farm. Gotze Hummels Subotic Bender Lewandowski Gundogan Kagawa All under 25.

He is from La Masia, so a return to Barcelona is on the cards.

Nani doesn't nor does Bale.

Close. Sergio Aguero.

There are only two Argentines that deserve £250k a week and Tevez isn't one of them. We had our shot with one and screwed it up and the other will only leave his current club when he is old and wants to retire in Argentina. Try and guess who they are.

Hazard prefers to be in the middle behind the Striker. A pure number 10 if you will.

Ramos? Terry and Cole are getting old and let us face the facts they can't keep going at this rate for very long. Jummels (or someone like Bruma if he can pull it together) and Bertrand anyone?

It is November where I am...

Charity is always a good thing.

Pato. I have always been a bid fan of Pato, he is a bit injury prone, but he more than makes up for that with his displays when he is healthy. His solo goal against Barcelona is a perfect example of what he can do. Hamsik. I haven't seen much of him but apparently he is the tick and attack of Napoli. Gotze. I would give up half of the team just to have Gotze. Anelka, Drogba, Malouda, Kalou, Bosingwa + £50 Million, would make me happy. Modric. A tad overrated but he does control the tempo of the game better than everyone bar Xavi. Di Maria. One of the best wingers in the world. He isn't one of those bullshite Striker cum Wingers too. Fast, technical and a team player. Higuain or Benzema. Two of my favourite in the world right now. I'd take either, as both can score goals like no other and they great thing is that they aren't selfish and always scrape up a respectful amount of assists a year. Higuain has 225 appearances with 105 goals and 43 assists. Benzema has 244 appearances with 108 goals and 36 assists. Pato has 149 appearances with 69 goals and 15 assists.

I just want a consistent Striker that will always score goals. I'll take almost anyone. A poacher that doesn't rely on Physical attributes would be fantastic.

Hmm, that went under the radar.

We need to sort our this damn defensive problem first.

Ivanovic is still pretty good. Mikel and Alex has their moments but they just don't have what it takes for the new system. Malouda and Anelka need to leave and Drogba as much as it pains me to say it, is the past and there is no point in keeping him. Forget all flair and technicality of the Brazlians, Portuguese and Spainish that Chelsea has come to love in the last few years, we need the cold ruthlessness only the Germans can provide.

The sharks sense blood in the water, the frenzy will continue until vindication.