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At one stage last year didn't Hulk have 20 straight shots at target that all resulted in goals?

Hmmm, I suppose you are right. Though Mikel seems to be very fit as he rarely if ever gets injured. And it wouldn't hurt to have another Essien seeing as The Bison may as well retire, with his current injuries. Though it is a shame that the team almost can't operate without a CDM.

Congratulations, be sure to tell the name!

Are you going to the Rugby tomorrow? Who do you think will win? Personally, I dislike both teams, so it is lose, lose for me.

I like Khedira, I really do. I have no doubts he would be a great players for, but it stands to be said that we really don't need him. Though squad rotation is always nice. Though I've always likened him to a more Essien Box To Box rather than a pure CDM like Mikel.

It is great to see such a strong Chelsea following in the Aus. Also is that a caricature of Gianluigi Buffon?

Donuts must be free in Spain, an honest mistake.

Obsolete? How is that fact obsolete? It is a pretty pertinent fact, if you ask me!

I can't even recall Chelsea wearing Blue Socks.

That is pretty much what I was trying to say, sorry if I wasn't clear enough. When I write I often infer things in my mind, and what I try to infer often gets "lost in translation". I was also trying to say, that if something that stupid is going to happen, it's either going to happen to Kalou or Torres. I know most Chelsea fans back Torres, but the media would have created the shitstorm and not us as Chelsea fans as it happened with Kalou. I'm not comparing the two, I would pick Torres 10/10 over Kalou. I like Torres, I always have and I've never liked Kalou. I have nothing against the bloke, he is just terrible and often counter-productive. For someone who gets such high marks in English, my writing sure is shit.

This overblown situation would only have happened with Kalou and Torres. If it was anyone else we would have complained for 5 mins and forgotten it. It is sad that many of us crucify our own players.

Why even comment? There is no need to attack another member of the forum or even a whole country. You are too blind to realise, that you have done the exact same thing as Sh0n3x. My condolences, Sh0n3x.

Yeah, but I doubt he is smart enough to realise that. He'll probably join Arsenal next and say how he was a season ticket holder when he was a lad, hell he probably said that about Lille.

You are completely right though, he is eligible for Nigeria which is the strangest thing I've seen for a while. Perhaps one of his ancestors was born there. http://www.evertonfc.com/academy/ross-barkley Though he seems to be a Scouser to the bone, which is a crying shame. Everton seems to have a great academy lately.

I think you mean Ferreira, we didn't sign Perreira!

What? I Googled White Nigerian, because I have never ever heard something like that before. http://www.thesun.co...white-baby.html Perhaps a similar situation occured with Mr Barkley.

I didn't think we practiced ad hominem on these forums.

First I've heard of this guy. Though my Seria A knowledge is limited outside of Inter, Milan, Juve and Roma.

Are you sure he is a Footballer and not a 70's Rocker?

I mentioned him in a later post. Which really is kind of odd, because I'm always preaching about how good the current crop of German footballers are.

Our results against Everton have been terrible in recent history.

I can't see any videos...

I've always admired the Italian approach to defending, 'either the ball gets past or the player, never both.' You are right though, there aren't that many Fullbacks/Wingbacks, that are 'good' enough for Chelsea. Maybe our Academy could create a few in the coming years. But saying that, I've forgotten to mention the best Fullback/Wingback in the world: Philipp Lahm. Though it would be a strange day to see him leaving Munich for Chelsea.

Well let us look at all the other RB and RWB in the world today. But first let's forget about Ivanovic for the moment. Maicon Sergio Ramos Dani Alves Gregory Van Der Wiel Anthony Réveillère Rod Fanni Azpilicueta Micah Richards That is all I can think of. SO, who would you pick?

Snoods were banned by the FA, because they are a threat to a players physical health.