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José loves Mourinho.

And all the time we try to sneak in Hamsik, we sign Lavezzi!

We write off our own team easily because we know Chelsea intimately but fans of other clubs don't know Chelsea as well as do. Some of the fear present with the Jose Mourinho era probably still lingers.

I have been a fan of him for a while and signing him would please the anglophiles. Imagine Allen adn McEachran in the Midfield. In a few years it could be similar to Xavi and Iniesta!

This man is a walking joke. We should move along, and pay him no attention.

Mikel's passing was sublime against Stoke. He made many more foward passes than a lot of fans give him credit for.

I was very happy that Luiz got to play as a Fullback today.

Mikel's passing has been sublime so far.

I admit it. I laughed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkMAchpyPxU

I'm hopeful that Di Matteo and Eddie Newton do well. If they can gets the jobs, then there won't be a need to waste time shopping around for a manger and they will know the squad well so the preseason and Transfer Window can flow naturally. Two Chelsea lads leading Chelsea, what more is there to like? And who knows, these two blokes could lead to the return of Zola in some way or another. Vialli, Ancelotti, Di Matteo, Zola, Cudicini, Dalla Bona. We have had a good history with Italians. And don't forget how Fabio Borini has turned out at Roma.

Hopefully I will receive my long sleeve Mata 10 shirt tomorrow. With Barclays badges, mind you.

I think it is flattering that some muppets spends money just to hate us.

Who is that joker? Bert van Marwijk?

Sorry, but I really laughed at your post. I think you meant to say 'reverse psychology'.

Messi was born with a Growth Hormone Deficiency so without these so called "steroids" he would be very sick throughout his life. Do your damn research before slagging him off. Since when was a legitimate medical practice used on sick individuals considered fucking cheat codes? Sure some idiots abuse growth hormones, but it is pretty damn arrogant to think you can just place Messi in with those losers.

I would like to see Pele deal with a real Defender like Benckenbauer. With both in their Primes of course.

Bah, you can kill Kony but you can't kill his influence. or You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea. or Cut a Hydra's head off and three more grow back.

You asked for a German?

Everyone can be divided into two catergories: 1. I.R Baboon 2. I.M Weasel

"I can't wait to git that fella Joezay Moorenyo back, eh? I would let him root me mum, I would."

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1094036-chelsea-fc-roberto-di-matteo-will-salvage-the-season-for-the-blues A nice article written by a fan.

Sala; as in Salomon Kalou.

The best part about Di Mateo is that he has gone through the worst the Premier League has to offer. Relegation threats.

Well, as we can see from the Birmingham game a lot of the lads were definitely playing bad with the purpose of firing AVB. Or maybe they saw this and pulled their socks up.