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What is this talk about Mathieu Valbuena? Valbuena had a great last season.

Rossoneri will pick up their 19th Scudetto, mark my words.

I hate the Dutch kit for one reason: that stupid orange patch above the Squad Number.

· £10,000 in parking fines. · Car has been impounded 27 times. · £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team. · Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino. · Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager. · Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing. · Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club. · The "bib" saga. · Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week. · Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now" · Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix. · Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards. · Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan. · Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter. · Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee. · He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it. · Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans. · After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV? · Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich" · Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned. · Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show. · Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs. · Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around" · Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial. · Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it. · Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1. · Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors. · Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester. · Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney. · Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed. · Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track. I can't take all the credit for this. Some things are missing like 'I don't know who Jack Wilshere is'.

I think it is great that Dortmund is really making life uneasy for Bayern. In ten years I wouldn't be surprised if the Bundesliga is the greatest league in the world.

I would be rather pleased with a 6-5 loss.

The last time I checked KTBFFH was the chant that neede to be sung when things are down; not the name "Jozay Mooreeno".

I feel incredibly anxious about the current situation this club is in. It is no wonder I have been trying to avoid the Premier League a lot in the last month or so. I try to focus on Bundesliga, La Liga and Serie A.

At least the backroom wouldn't turn on him, which seems to be a common theme at Chelsea. I think Zola would be a clever and cunning manager. Some people who deserve a shout out: Di Matteo Dennis Wise Ray Wilkins Steve Clarke ...Jozay Mooreeno

It doesn't matter how well AVB has faired it was incredibly disrespectful to do that. It is one thing to boo and jeer but this is entirely different. I hate to say it but AVB is headed for the Guillotine and I would really like Gianfranco Zola to have a shot.

Ahhh, my bad. I agree that Ivan has been great.

This bastard is going to Penalties. I know it.

About damn time.

I THINK I'M ABOUT TO CRY

For fucks sake.

I think it is more important if our scouts keep an eye out.

Has anyone else noticed how often AVB says 'Well, uhhh...' ?

If this topic was a pub we would be yelling all our opinions at eachother simultaneously. All the while being incomprehensibly drunk. Also there would be multiple brawls.

I don't think Napoli has that many Italian players.

That is unusually early.

He has short hair now. Not quite as epic as Mr Luiz.

He gets a lot of comparisons to Baggio. If he is half as good as Roberto Baggio he is worth signing.

I hope next season's kit isn't too white. Royal Blue all the way.

I can't understand why people rate Cavani so highly here. Just because he is a massive threat with Napoli doesn't also mean he will be for Chelsea.

When it all comes down to it, we can't really make a decision because so much happens behind closed doors that we don't know about. Not to mention none of us have any experience as a top flight manager.