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If AC Milan sell Pato for a cut price in the summer Chelsea should try and sign him. I know how the world works, if he leaves AC Milan he will never be injured again and will win the Ballon D'or. It is just God's sense of humour. If he didn't get injured one million times a season who knows how good he could have been.

Happy birthday. Do good and score a hattrick against QPR.

He was the first choice striker for a while but now Gonzalo is second choice behind Benzema. Gonzalo does score most of his goals off the substitite bench.

No, I'm saying that Chelsea probably wouldn't do something like that even if Chelsea won 10 straight European cups.

Lahm - Tymo - Boateng - Rafinha or Lahm - van Buyten - Boanteng - Rafinha Bayern's Back four is really frail and has been for years. Tymo is a CDM. I sense weakness. van Buyten is great in the air and will all but nullify crossing but through balls will skin him alive as he can't turn with pace and is really slow. Rafinha and Boateng are very incosistent. Lahm is the best Fullback in the world. Bayern's LB position is one of their main weaknesses. Alaba who is their starting LB was converted from a CM.

I'm glad I'm not the only person that has noticed Bosingwa's exploits at CB. I think Romeu is the safer bet, Bos could replicate his form or run around like a headless chicken.

Maybe. Aston Villa did but Chelsea is hardly Aston Villa, is it?

It will be much harder to implement the same attacking philosophy at Chelsea when compared to Barça.

What would be more beneficial? Winning or losing the Europa League?

Would a pivot pairing of Mikel and Romeu be too negative? Surely the 4-2-3-1 allows for such positioning 4-3-3?

I forgive him. He barely touched the bastard.

West Ham should stay where they belong.

Thanks for the advice. I normally never get hangovers, but when I do...oh boy.

You mean this one?

Gonzalo is a poacher. Torres is a poacher. Sheva was sort of a poacher. Crespo was sort of a poacher.

Sneijder has finally hit form. A brace against Udinese is just what the doctor ordered. If the rumours of Inter wanting to sell are true, I for one would love to have him at Chelsea. I know he isn't everyone's cup of tea, but on his day he is incredible. Di Natale's goal! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc4h0r4ESIk oh god It feels like I;m hgaving a heart attack the pain is unrela

I'm pretty sure he would love coaching an International team for a couple of years. Guardiola has said numrous times the stress is incredible and attributes the stress to his balding.

I like it. It is very simple. I'm not sure about the neon red though as it looks a tad orange. The collar on the Milan sure is pure murder.

I feel like I need a good lay. What!?

Lampard should be the one to lift it. Terry should get a winners medal and hold the trophy but he shouldn't lift it.

Mata's Van Basten.

Tell me about it. It was a great night, besides the out if the blue nervous breakdown.

Yeah, something fierce. I started drinking when I was 14. Binged until I was 16 then almost stopped drinking altogether till I was almost 18 and then I started binging again as soon as I turned 18. Fuck that, I'm going to stop drinking for a while. I tried a Straight Edge life style for a while. It proved to be nearly impossible; I lasted a few months but I know too many people that do drugs and drink alcohol. And on Thursday night I cried like a little girl who found it her mother just died.

Never compare Chelsea to Leeds. Ever. I appreciate the similarities and the circumstances, but never compare Chelsea to Leeds. Ever.

Not going to drink for a while. I woke up on Thursday feeling like a needed a new liver. Not nice at all. Besides it hurts my wallet.