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That is probably more than I will ever have at any given moment. Fucking overpaid athletes.

Haha, I would take Toni Kroos but I would think again about signing Ribery, terrible knees and a massive pay cheque. The only positive about signing Ribs is that he would get along with Florent.

Belgium seems to be entering a 'Golden Generation' as they say. The more the merrier I say.

Maybe a few more Belgians could be good for the club, De Bruyne (if his leg isn't broken) and Hazard come to mind.

Awwwww, yeah. I can't wait to see how AVB is going to destroy Stoke.

Hopefully we won't. Rangers are just too dangerous to play against in the Preseason. Your boys tackle like monsters. Good game though, Sturridge is on fire.

He is in fact, taller that Didier.

That is a real crying shame. Chances are if he signed for us those Rangers last night would have broken his leg too.

I love that video. Lamps is a true soldier, a damn legend. It is an added bonus watching all the smug faces of the Scumpool players watch in horror, especially Carragahgahaer and the DJ basher.

I'm bit of an Inter fan, so I can easily say that he isn't that injury prone, he just has really shite stamina. So don't expect him to be made out of glass like Ribery and Robben. Think of him like Mesut Ozil, neither players can cope with a full 90 minute game.

Until we lose to them 4-0. I'd much rather Sneijder come here and piss off Man Utd that way.

Geez he is already bigger than Drogba. Hopefully he can be a complete player like Drobazooka too. Creating and Scoring that is.

We havn't the need for an injury prone player.

Doesn't Ganso have dodgy knees?

Happy birthday Solomon, Lukaku is your eventual replacement if you don't pick up the slack!

Play sexay football.

We should have pushed for more.

I have always wondered why they are so violent, I guess the Riots didn't help much. It so sad that the stereotype is true. But anyway this has nothing to do with Milos Krasic, does it?

Violence is afraid of me. To be honest though, I have never been to keen on Melbourne mainly because there is too many bogans and yobbos.

...chances are he will never return.

Stan The Man. It must have been amazing seeing the club he won it with, win it again exactly 50 years later.

If we do sign him , can I have your house? I've always wanted a house in Melbourne.

+ The money we payed Zhirkov in wages over the last few seasons. I'd be happy with 30mill.

He is a very good diver too.

Berlusconi probably wants to date her. He was a horny ol' bastard the last time I checked.