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He could demand a transfer...though that won't do anything will it?

That will be the phrase I will use for the rest of my life You can't fire me, I'm a Chelsea fan. You can't give me detention, I'm a Chelsea fan. You don't fuck with me, I fuck with you, I'm a Chelsea fan. And so on and so forth. Nice story though.

But I like it when Alex turns the ball to dust with his kicks.

I think everyone will agree with me that Alex should always take the direct shots at goal.

I was being polite....Fuck Liverpool.

That is a fairly good deal for Villa. Sell Downing for 27mil and buy an equally good N'Zogbia for 9mil.

I'm pretty sure Inter has more foreigners than Milan. So I guess Milan is a bit more likely.

Could be one of the players Gourlay is hinting at.

Dzeko probably wanted to deck him.

Hopefully the Strikers will actually score in this one rather than the defenders.

Especially so, if you consider the fact a player like Downing cost 27mil. It would be a bargain in some senses.

Awww, I wanted to see Hilarious make more epic saves.

Very nice clearance by Van Aanholt.

Fuck Torres and Drogba play Bosingwa and Branislav up front.

Haha, what a goal! Jose Bosingwa!

Talk about an Acid trip.

Haha Lamps kicked the ball at his head by accident. Anyway I've never seen Mikel get foward like that.

Dammit! I missed it.

I came into this topic wanting to call somone a 'Liar'. Now I am disapointed.

At least Robben liked to hit the back of the net as regularly as he hit the ground.

http://www.footybunk...dutch-star/8204 http://www.uknetguid...-800632028.html The sources may not be great, but this is hilarious nontheless. :541:

Inter's MF will be pretty pathetic if Sneijder leaves. The Fowards are fantastic though, they will not have a shortage of goals that is for sure. Milito, Eto'o, Pazzini and Pandev. Inter is in a very similar situation to Chelsea. Full of World Class players that are over 30 and in dire need of a clearout in the following seasons. If Sneijder isn't in Inter's plans he sure as hell better be in Chelsea's.

I despise and loathe: Liverpool Tottenham Manchester United Arsenal A.C Milan Juventus Real Madrid On the brighter side I love: Chelsea (oh, my love!):cfc: Inter Lyon Bayen Munich Barcelona

I don't care if people think he flopped, he is still a bloody legend.

The teams I'm really worried about are Roma and Milan. Roma is on the up and up and if Milan sort out their MF, Inter will be in a lot of trouble. Juventus are a joke. It will be close but I think Inter may just scrape by with the Scudetto.