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The main thing I absolutely detest about the USA is how much rubbish culture they export. Australian TV is dominated by American programming to the point where kids start using American colloquialisms that don't make that much sense in our culture. For instance "I got to third base with my girlfriend last night", what the hell does that even mean? If I hadn't played baseball once as a child I'd have no idea where the phrase originated from; besides that what so good about third base that it can be compared with getting lucky? The USA is further dilluting an already ambigious and insecure national identity. And what fucking pisses me off the most is when I have to select a language for a movie, website, game, etc. and next to the 'English' option it has a large American flag. What the fuck is this shit? English doesn't come from the USA, it should have a Union Jack displayed instead of old stars 'n stripes. Also there is the how Americans view Australia. "THRO ANUTHA SHRIMP ON DA BARBIE". Fuck you we don't sound or talk like that. For starters we say prawn not shrimp and secondly fuck you. I met an Americunt once and he mentioned how surprised he was when he found out we don't ride fucking kangaroos around the country. Steve Irwin is the only Australian ever to actually sincerely use the word 'crikey'. I don't think any country's slang has been misrepresented as much as Australia's.

Could god make a videogame so hard that even god couldn't finish it?

Which god?

I'm not a salesmen of ambiguity. If it can't be proved or disproved it may as well not even exist in the first place. The only fact I can assume is actually a fact is that the only person that knows what Pep wants is himself and maybe his wife because they know everything.

Chalobah is the future. Hopefully McEachran is apart of that future also.

Three goals in in each of his last three games. 8 shots in La Liga this season with 7 on target. Of the 7 on target shots he has scored from five of them. And he has been played out wide. In Australia we call that clinical.

Can you prove that statement?

This Keep Calm bullshit is getting out of hand. Another cancer of the internet of par with lolcats and idiots that don't understand the meaning of what a 'meme' is.

Is it just me or is Messi starting to lose it a bit? He seems a lot more aggressive and irritable over the last few months. Screaming at teammates and opposition players, pushing opposition players when he is frustrated with them and just over things in that vain. The stress and expectations might just be getting to him now, and he may be burning out.

Come on ref, be fair. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1rkSmuC0qn0#!

http://www.marca.com...1352149953.html

Juan Mata = El Matador Edinson Cavani = Il Matador. Problem sovled.

And Brasil lost the Olympics with Neymar, Hulk, Damiao, Romulo, Oscar, Pato, Thiago Silva, Rafael, Sandro, Juan Jesus, Marcelo, Lucas Moura and Ganso. I suppose they are shit too. Spain crashed out with: De Gea, Azpilicueta, Mata, Javi Martínez, Jordi Alba, Adrian, Muniain. Isco, Oriol Romeu and Inigo. I suppose they ate even more shit. And Cavani is played on the wing for Uruguay. Would you expect Falcao to score tons of goals for Colombia if he was played on the wing?

Besides I heard he was an Evertonian. All blue and toffee like.

I don't know who he is and I don't want to. If the third option is bellend I think that good enough reason.

Holtby is more of a CAM isn't he?

That what is arrogance?

Of course Inter cheated I'm not an idiot but at least the club was dumb as fuck and was caught. Juventus can't even cheat properly.

It's Xabi Alonso, you ignorant cunt. There really aren't that many CMs in the works that are actually worth it. Marco Höger Christoph Mortiz Radja Naïnggolan In tired and that's all my drained brain can muster up.

Oriol Romeu. Plus, what you said was a double negative. So you are actually saying that you do want Barça filth at Chelsea.

What doesn't he give? A bannana? A fuck? A shag and a fag?

You can donate new hamstrings.

Yes, he can play in that position but saying that how able is he in defence? I don't want him if he can't put in a decent tackel and interception.

Under most circumstances, I'd say this is insane, but right now I'd accept that is the reason why FloMo avoided Torres. It's a shame that FloMo regressed so quickly because at one stage he had all the tools to be great. Strength, pace, trickery, vision and stamina. Also I'm not quite sold the FloMo was actually a conventional winger, I think he was more of a wide midfielder/center midfielder combination similar to how Beckham play(ed).

STOP SPAMMING AND JUST MAKE A TOPIC IN GENERAL CHAT