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He is fast so naturally he is a Ballon D'or candidate.

Why wouldn't you want Chelsea to win?

Close, I really like philosophy but I applied for Social/Political Sciences. I got into business though...ugh.

I though this comment was great. "Time to remove the goals.Just kick the ball around until you get tired and go home.Everybody gets a gold sticker and a hug from Mom." We shouldn't think about revenge and trolling we must be morally superior. Francis Bacon said this about revenge "In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior." And if we lose the tie remember Budha said that "Anger is like a hot coal. Those who pick it up to throw at another are the ones who are burnt.''

Why are the Gooners so excited over Podolski? He a national team player and nothing else. He was a failure at Bayern Munich. Excluding one season in 2.Bundeliga he has averaged 8.625 league goals per season. Including his season in the 2.Bundesliga he has averaged 10.333 league goals per season. His highest tally was 24 goals in 04-05 whilst playing for Koln in the 2.Bundesliga. He has very little experience in European club competitions. His right foot is practically dead weight. But saying all that I like him as a player and we should hijack the deal because fuck Arsenal.

Can Kalas play as RB? If so he needs to be considered for RB. Paulo would be a good mentor for RB and Cech would probably be the 'Father Figure' for the first few months in England. What can go wrong? He lets in a few goals? He is an absolute rock at Vitesse, so I doubt that would happen.

He is known as the Clown in Turkey. But I'm not sure if that nickname is endearing or insulting.

Took the words right out of my mouth. It is always nice to see a change in the guard. In other words; who else would love it if Manchester United didn't win anything for the next 15 years?

His game has changes so much since the start of the season. For the first half, I thought he was the Real Deal, but now not so much. He was very dynamic at the start, crossing the ball well, shooting, passing, dribbling; he could do it all, but now he just runs really fast and shoots on sight.

A Club shouldn't win an award meant for players. If you know what I mean.

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I never said I knew. Just because the Camp Nou holds 90,000 fans doesn't mean it has a good atmosphere. The Camp Nou will more than likely have a great atmosphere for this match but the average match at the Camp Nou has the atmoshpere of the cold dead regions of space.

Deal with it. Without using FM it is hard to make them look nice. Blame Google images not me.

Ramires will be the main attacking outlet on the counter. Ramires' main attacking priority is supply because we all know he is a terrible finisher. When Ramires is attacking Meireles should drop into the right flank and allow Ivanocic more supporting room, though Ivan's main priority is defence. Bertrand's main priority is supporting Cole in defence, but should use his pace to attack when the situation needs it. Mikel's role is very basic, disrupt play and sit in front of the back four. Negative tactics are necessary if we as Chelsea fans want our team in the final. Time wasting, diving, intentional fouls are all necessary. I hate to say it, but we need to be like Leeds United in the 70s. Barcelona outclass Chelsea in every postion except CB, LB and GK, so naturally there is no way Chels can outplay this team. Apololgies for the picture quality. These are the formations I expect from La Blaugrana. Maybe the personale will differ but the general idea will be similar.

The beginning of an Era. Congratulations to BVB they deserve it more than anyone.

It's more like 10,000. The Camp Nou is incredible but some of the fans can be like Manchester United's. Most nights it can sound rather dead. Far too much focus on the prawn sandwhiches.

Fuck that. He didn't show up against Chelsea and did worse against Real Madrid. People on TC always get stuck into Chelsea players after one bad game, so why the hell can't I make fun of Messi after two bad games?

Barcelona FC has issued a worrying statement about their talisman Lionel Messi, as he wasn't present at training or El Classico against Real Madrid. Various reports state that Messi was last seen in West London alongside, what eye witnesses state to be a a man from South Yorkshire.

As I said earlier in this thread. 40k or 10k this guy is still earning more than most of us can dream of. I wouldn't complain to much is I had to get a massive pay cut like that.

Close friends or potential lay? No need to be coy.

Llorente's maternal name is Torres. Fernando Llorente Torres. Imagine having two Fernando Torres'.

BANG BANG

You mean 1-0 not 0-0. We win if neither team score at the Camp Nou.

I understood the first and last sentence but with the second you kind of lost me. I am the littling man or someone else?

Batman saved our arse again.