Spike

I love the nightlife. I'm not keen on nightclubs but pubs and places like that I love. Mate, I'm a uni student. I've been getting my fix with goon, plonk and piss beer. A lot depends on getting a mate to travel with. I'm certainly not leaving Oz without a mate. Fuck that noise, I've barely left my home state, I'd be having anxiery attacks.

I've been looking at what languages the Univesities in my city offer. They don't do Portuguese anymore. Would Spanish be handy (I know, I know, it's completely different)? Or would be people get offended if I tried speaking to them in Spanish? As long as I can show you how an Aussie drinks.

1. If you reccomend it, may as well! I know it's 100% false but I associate favelas with Rio. 2. Why won't you go to a game? I've never been to a WC and I'd like to cross it off the bucket list. 3. You'd be some sort of pagan god to me if that does happen. I can't drive at the moment. I've promised myslef to learn before the year ends. 4. I'm Spike Spiegel. Fuck yo' hard language.

Not really. Sao Paulo will be overwhleming enough. I really want to, if I can't I'd prefer a smaller city. Preferably nothing, but I guess about AUD$2000 (haha, I have to earnt it first...). I'm tight with money. Fuck no, I've essentially mastered English however Portuguese looks easy enough so I'll buy a dictionary and teach myself. I'm the boss when it comes to language.As I said earlier, Ilha de Santa Catarina looks really nice. Second preference.

I was thinking Sao Paulo. It's seems like the most interesting place. Rio De Janeiro doesn't really interest me. But I'll go where ever. Santa Catarina Island looks brilliant.

@, @Rmpr, When should I get my shit organised for the World Cup? I know it's still a year and a half away but I'd rather not do it the weekend before! Would it be easier to stay in Uruguay or Argentina and drive to Brazil? Or are the roads and infrastrucutre rubbish?

Yep. Just demand to see their genitals before paying....

The Sun http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4777341/Jose-Mourinho-wants-Chelsea-return.html Daily Mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2272975/Jose-Mourinho-latest-Chelsea-start-court-manager.html

Deco has Japanese heritage, no?

Who is this Vincent fella?

Snoop Lion is too rasta for Celtic. This guy is hilarious, I can't take him seriously as a rapper.

Yeah, that's not fat. A bit overweight but not 'fat'. You don't need to be a billionaire to be fat... I'd be ashamed. Props to him for not being, I guess.

Wine gives the worst hangovers. My body was not ready. We rarely make plans in Australia. It's mostly an impulsive thing. Don't drink to have fun, drink to get pissed.

Whatever, mate. GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND

Drinking culture is different in Australia. We'll have a sesssion that slowly transforms into a binge. Happens to everytime. I blame the six o'clock swill for this pheonomenon.

Lay off me, I was dry for over three weeks. I'm hurting.

Worst hangover ever.

Sissoko never impressed me in the Ligue 1 and one great match against Chelsea isn't going to change my mind.

@Stingray, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yhAeeL8UiY

My Great Great Unlce was a dog fighter during WWII. He was shot down on the Eastern Front. Never made it back home.

Dowload and watch this movie. It shows what the English thought about Australians during WWI. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallipoli_%281981_film%29 By they way there is a mustachoid bloke in that film who sounds sort of English, but is actually an Aussie. He is the one that tells them to continue the charge... GO GO DO IT NOW It says 25,000 fought in the war. 465 died and 1,500 came home injured. I'm assuming some of those who returned home injured died of their injuries later on.

Delirium Tremens.

It says that 1,000 Brazillians died fighting during WWII. You lot had a population of 40 million. Australia barely scraped 7 million ...

I find this offensive. Over 60,000 Australians died fighting for England in WWI. Another 150,000 wounded. Over 40,000 Australians died fighting for Australia (..and England once again...) during WWII. 180,000 wounded. ANZAC

How many World Wars have you won? Not even a real country till you won a World War.