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Hazard Hazard - Hazard © - Hazard Hazard - Hazard Hazard - Hazard - Hazard - Hazard Hazard Carine and Thierry Hazard gave the world four new Hazard all boys. And if those four Hazards have four Hazards each, I predict in the year 2043, 16 out of Chelsea's 25 man squad will be taken up by Hazards.

A few minutes ago I got out the scissors and started hacking at my hair. Free hair cut. Feels liberating doing it for yourself.

You're both idiots. Isco will replace John Terry in the heart of defence. Gosh.

Looks like everything is catching up to him (once again). It's a shame that everything that's happened to him is his fault and his fault only. Really, wouldn't surprise me if he didn't make it through alive this time, when you've made some of the decisions he has, it can catch up quickly. It's hard to empathise with him but it's really easy to pity. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2276394/Paul-Gascoigne-rushed-intensive-care-arriving-America.html#axzz2KU66wUik

It doesn't stand up to the Marshall Mathers LP.

I don't that word means what you think it means...Are you a one man company blue-in-me-veins? I'm still jogging away, in the hopes, I get abs...ABS.

What's up with England having bad kits all the time. Not just in football but rugby too?

He has two or three the last time I checked....to different women [girls...]....

Forget this game was even on. Too busy rolling back the beers with mates. Good result, might watch the repeat later tonight.

If only they weren't one album wonders...Silent Alarm, you so perfect...

He should join a rubbish La Liga team like Valencia or Sevilla. That way he can really show his worth. If he can do what CR7 & LM10 can do, whilst playing at a 'lesser' club it'll prove so much more. Then can join whoever for £80,000,000.

Scored against Crystal Palace. Watford are smashing CP.

@Leif, WAIT A SEC THIS ONE IS BETTER

GT was terrible. I was ashamed I watched it. Baby was exactly the same as buu. Think about it.

Yeah he was still called that. My favourite villain was always Cell. IT should have ended after the Cell saga. It just got all kinds of confusing, too many characters, fusions, etc. Time travel was confusing enough. Less said about GT the better.

Since the English dub was handled by an American company all sorts of things were changed.

In English it's called the Spririt Bomb. I didn't but I was very emotionally attached to DBZ as a kid, haha. Cell was such a badass.

@Leif, this should be your proflie song. Jesus christ I thought that song was epic when I was 11.

Aww shiiiiiiiiiit. I didn't realise how much of veteran I am.

IF Neymar goes to Europe. Could just as well come to Oz and play for Briabane Roar.

Neymar is a silly name.

Alex, I'm disappointed in you! You should know very well it was Wayne Bridge's ex-girlfriend not his missus. Semantics, man, semantics.Don't forget the mocking of the American tourists! And the Stadium tours. Among other things.

That's all the praise he is getting from me. IN case you were wondering I meant 'Scouse On' as a term of endearment. Obviously you thought I was taking the piss. I've no strong feelings towards this fellow either way. Just another footballer to me.

I always found him just hirlarious. In his poor defending and his inability to speak English. SCOUSE ON MR CARRAGHER. Scouse on.

None of those countries are Australia.