Spike

I think I'm losing sight in my right eye. Fuck my life.

It is seemingly chic for football journalists and pundits to have constant digs at David Luiz, and to be honest it grinds at my nerves. He is an easy target because he made a reputation for being rash in his first few Chelsea games. Though it doesn't surprise me that many jounalists and pundits are actually naive and ignorant to what David is capable of. This for instance: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1595871-15-most-frustratingly-inconsistent-footballers-in-europe-this-season/page/12

YES, but when people refer to PC they usually mean either Windows or Linux OS.

PC PC PC PC PC My desktop. Windows 7.

I've been attempting to connect my PC to my TV using a HDMI cable. The TV detects the HDMI cable but the PC doesn't. I've used nVidia and the Control panel to attempt to detect the TV but I've failed several times. I know the HDMI cable works because it has been used with a PS3. What do I do?

Nick Griffin.

Now that she is gone, get rid of Cameron and get the BNP an Griffin in power. BNP BNP BNP BNP

Good job. Now you don't get slapped for being ignorant.

Mentioning what happened in Moscow out of a certified thread should result in an instant perma ban.

The last time I checked Bosingwa lifted the CL Trophy.

Michel Platini was the best footballer of the 80s. Frank Lampard was the best footballer of the 00s. Totti is superior footballer compared to Del Piero. Steven Gerrard has awful passing technique. Great vision, shit technique. Diego Milito or Wesley Sneijder deserved the Ballon D'Or over Messi in 2010. Messi is a boring player to watch, it's got to the point where a bad game from him is more exciting. England had the best squad at the 2006 World Cup. Drogba was good, but not the best Chelsea player ever. I can easily remember lengthy periods of time where he was quite reviled by Chelsea supporters. Brazilian Ronaldo wasn't that great. Gabriel Batistuta is the greatest striker of modern football. Carlo Ancellotti is an awful manager.

When your dad is one of the invaders and dies in the invasion? Besides the UK didn't invade, Argentina did.

I mean I've actually heard nice things about Liverpool as a town, contrary to popular stereotypes, but the team? Fuck the team.

Why not Australia? We get fucking Liverpool.

Now if those 19 goals had been winners against Man Utd, Man City, Juventus, Shaktar, Atletico Madrid, Tottenham, etc, I 'd be more forgiving because at least then quality>quantity. But there is no quality and certainly no quantity.

It's not like the UK; England in particular, was ever in good nick after WWII. Look at Manchester, that place was hell back then. Can't say I know from experience though.

I can't believe he has over 50 appearances in this season alone. I really can't.

I wonder how weird she would get? She was stonefaced in real life, probably a starfish.

Let's honour her memory. Invade Argentina properly this time. Fuck shit up. RIP

I KNOW WHY YOU LIKED HER. You hate Argentina...or maybe it was the other thing...

Being Top Gun and having an awesome life aren't mutually inclusive.

Given my life and possibly your life; it's a bad thing. Who the fuck is too lazy to change the channel?

You are exactly like me on steroids.

@, I've watched the Hoobs. That show was shit. I hated it.

You broke up with the slut once so chances are you'll break up with her again. Bitch is probably just feeling lonely and wants the D in her V (maybe even A). Forget about it, before I slappa yo face for being ignorant. PS Shouldn't have come to the pub if you didn't want me to use Slut/Bitch/Whore I'm Australian, it comes out naturally. 1. What the fuck are the Hoobs? 2. You don't make sense at the best of times and this is a clusterfuck of dumbassery even by your standards.